Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, but your immune system sacrifices itself to help you today. For the rest of your life, you're sick.

I wish my group members would contribute more to this group project.

Granted, they realize your ineptitude and kick you off the group project, forcing you to do one on your own.

i wish my pens at work would stop disappearing

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but they now each pen is found lodged inside your nose. Ouch.

I wish Mynta would stream more Persona 4 for me.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you don't actually ask so I can't stream anyways.

I wish iced will be extremely successful in life.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, but you don't actually ask so I can't stream anyways.

I wish iced will be extremely successful in life.

Granted, however, that life is his next life, he has to die first

i wish to know who i was in a past life

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but the knowledge haunts you for the rest of eternity, causing you to do a vast number of unspeakable acts, which you remember in your next life, and the next, and so on.

I wish a nice, big, warm blueberry muffin.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but the muffin is poisonous.

I wish for a girlfriend.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's Chie.

I wish I was immune to poison so I could eat my muffin.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but it's Chie.

That's a corruption?

I wish I was immune to poison so I could eat my muffin.

Granted, but you choke on the muffin, and die.

I wish that this season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia isn't bad, but in fact hilarious. The first three episodes have been okay / mediocre. I'm not too happy.

[ghostkitteh]

Uh, yeah. It's Chie, after all.

Granted, but it gets canceled half way through due to budget issues.

I wish I knew everything there is to know about everything to ever occur in the universe.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Uh, yeah. It's Chie, after all.

Granted, but it gets canceled half way through due to budget issues.

I wish I knew everything there is to know about everything to ever occur in the universe.

Granted, however you are now a mere observer, unable to interact with anything or anyone, ever

i wish i had my own recording studio

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but your studio is convinced that you must only sing love song duets alongside Justin Bieber. And they'll never be released.

I wish for nothing.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but instead of nothing, you get a heart attack.

I wish iced survives the heart attack.

[sxefluff]

Granted, but instead of nothing, you get a heart attack.

I wish iced survives the heart attack.

granted, you get a heart attack and a stroke.

I wish I had Doc Oct's robotic limbs.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but they reject your body, causing the arms to strangle you; you die.

I wish I was dating Rise, not Chie.

[ghostkitteh]

@sxe Every male in my family on my mothers side has had a heart attack or stroke. My grandfather has had nine strokes and three heart attacks, lol. I'll probably have one or the other at some point, anyways. Plus, there's a ton of cancer and other lovely things...

@iced

Granted, but she has AIDs.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

[icedwarrior]

@iced

Granted, but she has AIDs.

Well, fuck you, too. <3

Note, we're friends, it's a joke.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

Granted. You now teleport into an "AIDS tree".

I wish to be dating a healthy Rise.

[Thyranne]

Granted. But she's always cheating on you and always gives an excuse to never kiss you.

I wish she wasn't cheating on you.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, Rise is no longer cheating on iced, but dies in a car crash one week later.

I wish I had the most horrifying Halloween costume in existence.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but it is so terrifying, it causes everyone that sees it to die of a heart attack. You're now wanted by the government.

I wish that there was another "debate" thread.

[Scifix]

Granted, but it is so terrifying, it causes everyone that sees it to die of a heart attack. You're now wanted by the government.

I wish that there was another "debate" thread.

Granted, but everyone who posts there gets banned

I wish that i had my guitar back from the repair shop