Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Wandingisfun]

Granted, but an asteroid hits the earth leaving behind a new virus. This virus has not be thought out enough to be posted. (It's a doozey though!)
I wish for world peace.

Edit: meant for Mynta

[Deleted]

Granted! The world is at peace now, unfortunately the Sun will explode or get bigger(because of the age, I really have no idea) over heating Earth and destroying it in the process.

I wish the world would be in turmoil!

[Waaldo]

Granted, the world is now sitting in a vat of turnip oil.
That's what I read it at the first time I looked at it, so I just went with it. Shut up, I'm tired.

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Deleted]

That's what I read it at the first time I looked at it, so I just went with it. Shut up, I'm tired.

Granted! Now you aren't tired instead you're super energetic and hyped, so hyped that while you were running you tumbled on something and your head went against the side walk, you died. :<

I wish the weather didn't get cold!

[Deleted]

Granted! Now you aren't tired instead you're super energetic and hyped, so hyped that while you were running you tumbled on something and your head went against the side walk, you died. :<

I wish the weather didn't get cold!

Granted! Now it is 55 Celsius 24/7

I wish I did not have to work tomorrow!

[Waaldo]

Granted! Now it is 55 Celsius 24/7

I wish I did not have to work tomorrow!

Granted, your fired! :P

I wish Majad would stop killing everyone via corrupt wishes.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, your fired! :P

I wish Majad would stop killing everyone via corrupt wishes.

granted! thats now your job!

i wish that mynta was a moderator.....

[Deleted]

I wish Majad would stop killing everyone via corrupt wishes.

I'm sorry, I'm the Grim Reaper, it's kinda my job, maybe not, but I love it!

i wish that mynta was a moderator.....

Granted! Mynta is now a mod. You know what his first action is? Ban you!

I wish my name was purple.

[DeadNotSleeping]

I'm sorry, I'm the Grim Reaper, it's kinda my job, maybe not, but I love it!

Granted! Mynta is now a mod. You know what his first action is? Ban you!

I wish my name was purple.

I am awaiting my ban, since he really is a moderator now

Granted! your first name is Purple, the rest however is Monkey Dishwasher.

i wish i had a purple monkey dishwasher

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but since Majad's name is Purple, and he isn't a purple monkey, he isn't your dishwasher.

I wish my cat didn't like to climb onto my shoulders.

[Dyra]

Granted. She now likes to pounce your groin at every opportunity instead.

I wish I had a better phone.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you can't get any coverage for it because of how much it is.

I wish I didn't completely forget I was replying to this thread like, half an hour ago.

[Waaldo]

granted, since you remember earlier than you were supposed to you are now half an hour ahead on everything you do, so when you walk outside you get hit by a bus and die because you were 30 minutes early.

I confused myself in that one... but I had to kill you because I am now the grim reaper. I wish I was no longer the grim reaper.

[Dyra]

Granted. However the first person your replacement 'reaps' is his predecessor.

I wish my magic 8-ball answers were accurate.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,you now have aids.

I wish my Majad vendetta lasted forever because it makes meh happeh and makes me do a little sex wee!

[Nario64]

Granted, you now have a little sex weenie.

I wish I could manipulate the clouds.

[Deleted]

Granted!! You can now manipulate clouds but every time you try to do so, they will rebel against you and electrocute you!

I wish to be immune to vendettas.

[xindykawai]

Granted! Until you do yourself a vendetta and revert the effect !

I wish to save the reef barrier

[Dyra]

Granted. However it begins growing wildly out of control engulfing the planet.

I wish it were nap time.

[xindykawai]

(hahaha good one btw)

Granted... BUT ILL WAKE YOU UP!

I wish worktime is over D: