1. #5221
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. Money is now useless; the new currency is bananas, and you cannot obtain any.

    I wish for a new, high-quality headset.
    Granted, but but your computer breaks down.

    I wish that green vegetables tasted like macaroni and cheese.

  2. #5222
    Granted, but it tastes like 9 months old macaroni and cheese.

    I wish to be a mmo-champion moderator.

  3. #5223
    Granted. You will now become a MMO-Champion moderator, when Majad gets promoted to Admin.


    I wish I was an admin.

  4. #5224
    Granted you are now admin, But with your failure to follow the rules you are fired and not allowed to go on this site again.

    I wish there was no crime in the world.

  5. #5225
    Quote Originally Posted by Shinz View Post
    Granted you are now admin, But with your failure to follow the rules you are fired and not allowed to go on this site again.

    I wish there was no crime in the world.
    granted. every single country on this world has made every single activity you can do legal.

    I wish when I go and pick up my copy of AC3 for PC later this week, they got the Freedom edition i ordered.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  6. #5226
    Granted, but there's an error on pricing; you must pay $1,000 for it.

    I wish I had known about scrap.tf sooner (a website for Team Fortress 2 trading).

  7. #5227
    Granted, but you get teleported into a universe where Valve and TF2 don't exist.

    I wish I was completely fluent in every language in the world.


  8. #5228
    Granted, but you get teleported to the universe you sent Iced too and they use none of the languages you learned.

    I wish I could eat/drink anything I wanted without any health consequences. I don't just mean getting fat, I mean I could drink 20 bottles of gatorade a day every day and not develop diabetes, or get heart problems, or anything. Oh and my teeth and stomach are able to withstand stuff, all that.

  9. #5229
    Granted, but you quickly get tired of any and all food that you eat.

    I wish for the Green Bay Packers to win the NFL championship this year.

  10. #5230
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    Granted. However the entire team is found to be doping and are disqualified.

    I wish I knew when the Superbowl was.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

  11. #5231
    Granted. U finally tune in to watch the Superbowl and a missile blows up the stadium and so starts WW3 coz America is really pissed off.

    I Wish i was Hung like a Pornstar.

  12. #5232
    Granted. You now are hung like a pornstar...unfortunately, you just hung yourself. Good job.

    I wish for a delicious meal, that I could eat right now. That wouldn't cause me health problems.

  13. #5233
    Granted, the meal you get is the old leftover live worms they eat on fear factor. It's a delicacy. In like Asia somewhere. (Trust me. I'm a Doctor. And Joe Rogan said so.) So while your meal is "delicious" it's just not delicious to you. Don't worry though you won't get health problems, it's just gross.

    I wish I had super illusion powers.

  14. #5234
    Granted. Your powers are an illusion to you.

    I wish I didn't have a super-trippy and disturbing dream just now. Seriously. It was weird. And...wrong.

  15. #5235
    Granted, but you have it again tonight, and it's ten times worse.

    I wish I could make fully prepared food appear out of thin air by thinking about it.


  16. #5236
    How can he have it "again" tonight if we made it that he never had it in the first place, Mynta.

    Granted, fully prepareded food appears any time you will it, but the food doesn't come out by magic, you're actually taking the food from someone else somewhere in the world. And then some bad consequences happen like with that "$1, 000, 000 someone dies button" thing. Like, someone you stole food from got malnourished and ended up falling asleep behind the wheel of his car and he ended up hitting you one day, or something.

    I wish I didn't have to be so elaborate when I grant wishes.

  17. #5237
    Granted, but you no longer have the ability to grant wishes.

    I wish I was dating Kate Upton.

  18. #5238
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerimae View Post
    Granted, but you no longer have the ability to grant wishes.

    I wish I was dating Kate Upton.
    Granted, but she has a hidden penis.

    I wish I didn't have a cold.

  19. #5239
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    Quote Originally Posted by JuggernautServices View Post
    Granted, but she has a hidden penis.

    I wish I didn't have a cold.
    Granted, you now have cancer.

    I wish this thread would end D:

  20. #5240
    Granted, but a new one pops up from it's ashes.


    I wish I was immune to all forms of disease and poison.


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