Granted, but it tastes like 9 months old macaroni and cheese.
I wish to be a mmo-champion moderator.
Granted you are now admin, But with your failure to follow the rules you are fired and not allowed to go on this site again.
I wish there was no crime in the world.
Because of the high frequency of negativity and overall "my class/race/faction sucks" (both for IRL and ingame issues) across all boards, I have reverted to primarily lurking and only posting when I need help. I'm hoping this can be fixed, but if I don't do this, I will likely end up depressed and disgusted with humanity as a whole.
Granted, but you get teleported into a universe where Valve and TF2 don't exist.
I wish I was completely fluent in every language in the world.
Granted, but you get teleported to the universe you sent Iced too and they use none of the languages you learned.
I wish I could eat/drink anything I wanted without any health consequences. I don't just mean getting fat, I mean I could drink 20 bottles of gatorade a day every day and not develop diabetes, or get heart problems, or anything. Oh and my teeth and stomach are able to withstand stuff, all that.
Granted. However the entire team is found to be doping and are disqualified.
I wish I knew when the Superbowl was.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Granted. U finally tune in to watch the Superbowl and a missile blows up the stadium and so starts WW3 coz America is really pissed off.
I Wish i was Hung like a Pornstar.
Granted, the meal you get is the old leftover live worms they eat on fear factor. It's a delicacy. In like Asia somewhere. (Trust me. I'm a Doctor. And Joe Rogan said so.) So while your meal is "delicious" it's just not delicious to you. Don't worry though you won't get health problems, it's just gross.
I wish I had super illusion powers.
Granted, but you have it again tonight, and it's ten times worse.
I wish I could make fully prepared food appear out of thin air by thinking about it.
How can he have it "again" tonight if we made it that he never had it in the first place, Mynta.
Granted, fully prepareded food appears any time you will it, but the food doesn't come out by magic, you're actually taking the food from someone else somewhere in the world. And then some bad consequences happen like with that "$1, 000, 000 someone dies button" thing. Like, someone you stole food from got malnourished and ended up falling asleep behind the wheel of his car and he ended up hitting you one day, or something.
I wish I didn't have to be so elaborate when I grant wishes.
Granted, but you no longer have the ability to grant wishes.
I wish I was dating Kate Upton.
Granted, but a new one pops up from it's ashes.
I wish I was immune to all forms of disease and poison.