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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but his wish was for world peace. Too bad it's corrupted.

    I wish for an endless supply of the purest water in the universe.
    Granted but water becomes deadly.

    I wish for water cooling tubing that doesn't cloud up.

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    Granted but you inhale a chemical which mutates you into the human torch,anytime you touch water now it evaporates.

    I wish i didnt get bad so often and for so long,stupid mods!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted but you inhale a chemical which mutates you into the human torch,anytime you touch water now it evaporates.

    I wish i didnt get bad so often and for so long,stupid mods!
    Granted but Mod's become super smart and outright ban you forever.

    I wish for unlimited coffee.

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    Granted, but it's cold and can never be heated up.

    I wish I slept better.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but it's cold and can never be heated up.

    I wish I slept better.
    Granted but now you have Narcolepsy.

    I wish I never had to charge my cell phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but now you have Narcolepsy.

    I wish I never had to charge my cell phone.
    Granted, now you don't have a phone to charge.

    I wish I could complete my story.
    FOMO: "Fear Of Missing Out", also commonly known as people with a mental issue of managing time and activities, many expecting others to fit into their schedule so they don't miss out on things to come. If FOMO becomes a problem for you, do seek help, it can be a very unhealthy lifestyle..

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    Granted, now you don't have a phone to charge.

    I wish I could complete my story.
    Granted but you now can only write in a language nobody understands.


    I wish i pass the finals

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    Granted, but you fail every other test.

    I wish I had more creative wishes.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you fail every other test.

    I wish I had more creative wishes.
    Granted, but any and all other wishes costs you 1 year off your remaining life span!
    I wish I didn't have to deal with my psoriasis anymore ( )
    Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
    The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    Granted, but any and all other wishes costs you 1 year off your remaining life span!
    I wish I didn't have to deal with my psoriasis anymore ( )
    Granted but all your skin falls off and forced to live in pain.

    I wish of a bigger house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but all your skin falls off and forced to live in pain.

    I wish of a bigger house.
    Granted, you now live in a mansion, but with nothing inside it besides the walls that hold it up.
    I wish I had unlimited Coca Cola Vanilla
    Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    Granted, you now live in a mansion, but with nothing inside it besides the walls that hold it up.
    I wish I had unlimited Coca Cola Vanilla
    Granted but now you drown in it.

    I wish for bigger coffee mug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but now you drown in it.

    I wish for bigger coffee mug.
    Granted, it's now so big, you can't drink from it, let alone fill it up! I wish my chair was more comfortable
    Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    Granted, it's now so big, you can't drink from it, let alone fill it up! I wish my chair was more comfortable
    Granted but it's now the size of your thumb.

    I wish for a easier way to clean my PC tower.

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    Granted but it's now the size of your thumb.

    I wish for a easier way to clean my PC tower.
    granted. now go and find it and report it to the rest of the world.

    I wish I wasn't endlessly delaying the writing of the book i'm planning.

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    Granted. The book has been written to the best ability you could ever produce it with. Sadly, it failed and didn't sell a single copy.

    I wish I could be like the main character of Grand Theft Auto games and rob and kill people and survive bullets and explosions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. The book has been written to the best ability you could ever produce it with. Sadly, it failed and didn't sell a single copy.

    I wish I could be like the main character of Grand Theft Auto games and rob and kill people and survive bullets and explosions.
    Granted but the FBI kills you.

    I wish I had more time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howlrunner View Post
    Granted, but after having sex with a prostitute (a la in game), she mugs you, steals your car, then runs over you again and again (didn't say immune to being run over...:P)

    I wish I could read minds.
    Granted but only the minds of the mentally ill and it makes you slowly go insane.
    Everything you see in their minds seems real to you.

    I wish to know the meaning of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but only the minds of the mentally ill and it makes you slowly go insane.
    Everything you see in their minds seems real to you.

    I wish to know the meaning of life.
    Granted, but from the knowledge, you become depressed and drink yourself to forgetting this information. I wish I knew more about Super Heavy Elements
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howlrunner View Post
    Granted, you discover the *true* meaning of life, and its pure banality and utter worthlessness makes you so depressed you throw yourself in front of a train immediately.

    I wish to be able to make shadows become real.
    Granted, but when you make your shadow real he stabs you in the back for dragging him around all his life.

    I wish I wish I was a fish
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