1. #5321
    Granted, but you get robbed and are left with no money what so ever.

    I wish I could be an earth bender.

  2. #5322
    Granted, but upon practicing your new found skill you are belived to be a danger to society and forever imprisoned in a 4x6x7 plastic prison suspended in air with not nearby earth to bend.

    I wish to be an avatar, blue people, not the little boy.

  3. #5323
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Granted. Except you start travelling down the wrong trouser leg of time, and Apple becomes the dominant force in the world of computing, crushing Microsoft before it could ever take off.

    I wish for some fluffy socks to wear. My feet are cold.
    granted; However. you mistakenly stick your feet in the mouths of rabid racoons.

    I wish for the end of the multiverse

  4. #5324
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amnasty View Post
    Granted, but upon practicing your new found skill you are belived to be a danger to society and forever imprisoned in a 4x6x7 plastic prison suspended in air with not nearby earth to bend.

    I wish to be an avatar, blue people, not the little boy.
    Granted. You're now a pixelated image of several blue people for some random poster on MMO-Champion forever.

    I wish I had a monkey's paw.

  5. #5325
    Granted; your hands are now monkey's paws. And you don't have control over them.

    I wish for more Steam sales. Good ones.

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    Granted, but you go broke because of them.

    I wish I owned every single game on Steam.

  7. #5327
    Granted, but you don't have enough room on your hard drive to install any games.

    I wish I had enough money, and space on my computer, to buy games I want during the Steam sale.

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    Granted but your computer mistakingly buys a shitty game about steam pipes and it takes up all the room on your pc,and it will only uninstall if you have the cd,to which there was only 1 ever made and it was buried on the moon for shits n giggles.

    I wish other people knew the art of trick photography,icedwarriors avatar is probably a huge fat whale eating that chocolate but its taken so well you cant see it.

  9. #5329
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but you don't have enough room on your hard drive to install any games.

    I wish I had enough money, and space on my computer, to buy games I want during the Steam sale.
    granted. oh, you wanted time as well? sorry, you don't get it.

    I wish I had enough money, space on my computer, and time to buy and play any game on steam or other digital distribution platform.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. oh, you wanted time as well? sorry, you don't get it.

    I wish I had enough money, space on my computer, and time to buy and play any game on steam or other digital distribution platform.
    Granted, your computer has enough space to store them all, but can't play any of them.

    I wish for my next wish to be corrupted.


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    Granted, but so will every other of your wishes.

    I wish for cookies to share with you guys/gals!
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    Granted, you have cookies for us all. But we're all greedy and we don't let you have any. Mynta ate yours. It's a shame too because those were some good cookies.

    I wish I had heat vision.

  13. #5333
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, you have cookies for us all. But we're all greedy and we don't let you have any. Mynta ate yours. It's a shame too because those were some good cookies.

    I wish I had heat vision.
    granted but them you get sliced across the eyes and go blinde.

    I wish for a Corvette

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    Granted. You are now the proud owner of a Corvette chassis.

    I wish to invent a perpetual motion machine.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

  15. #5335
    Granted, but you fall in and are thrown around in perpetual motion till the atoms that make your body come undone and you crumble into nothing.

    I wish to win floridas 400 million dollar lotto

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    Granted, but on your way to claim it, somebody runs you over to steal the ticket.

    I wish that I could manipulate carbon however I wanted.

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    Granted but in doing so you cause the production of too much methane thus making the world smell like it just cut the worst fart ever known.

    I wish Monday would just curl up and die already.


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    Granted. Now Sunday is the official start of the week and the weekend consists of only 1 day: Saturday.

    I wish I had the power to end people's hungers. And I don't mean by feeding them, I mean just the feeling of being hungry would go away if I said so.

  19. #5339
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. Now Sunday is the official start of the week and the weekend consists of only 1 day: Saturday.

    I wish I had the power to end people's hungers. And I don't mean by feeding them, I mean just the feeling of being hungry would go away if I said so.
    Granted. The entire world no longer possess normal hunger and dies of starvation unaware that eating would remedy their sickness.

    I wish I had the power to undo any wish I desired.

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    Granted. But you also undo the universe at the same time.

    I wish for my own weight in £20 notes.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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