Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[krunksmash]

Granted. But then the thread dies.

I wish I had an obedient and potty trained dog.

granted your dog is now made of bronze.

I wish for rogues to be deleted from wow.

[FearXI]

Granted, Blizzard releases an all new class Thief!

I wish for a pack of cigarettes that would replenish itself every time one was pulled out.

[Akshak]

Granted but you can't find an eternal flame that's not a part of the Unknown Soldier's tomb.

I wish Novell as a company would implode on itself ridding the world of its crappy network login client and server systems.

[Blueobelisk]

Okay okay dude I'll go back and do your post lol, I only notice the post of the 2 people before me so...

I wish other people knew the art of trick photography,icedwarriors avatar is probably a huge fat whale eating that chocolate but its taken so well you cant see it.

Granted, you know how to make trick photography. But one of the pieces you make gets exposed for what it really is, not what the people perceive because of the trick, and people get so mad for feeling lied too they start a riot and kill you. And Oprah puts you on her bad book list or whatever.

I wish Novell as a company would implode on itself ridding the world of its crappy network login client and server systems.

Granted, now there are lots of people with lost jobs and out of spite they together to form another company with worse clients and servers than Novell's. And guess who their first customer is?

I wish there would be a 4th Dark Knight movie.

[Xilurm]

I wish there would be a 4th Dark Knight movie.

Granted, but you go blind the second the movie starts.

I wish I could buy MoP now instead of wait until Christmass. ( Yes I know of the lowered price)

[FearXI]

Granted, but you go blind the second the movie starts.

I wish I could buy MoP now instead of wait until Christmass. ( Yes I know of the lowered price)

Granted, but Blizzard shuts down servers because of lack of funds.

I wish a pen that never runs out of ink.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, it never runs out of ink, but the tip breaks every time you write a word.

I wish I knew the recipe to make a cupcake so good, it'd make me a billionaire overnight.

[FearXI]

Granted, it never runs out of ink, but the tip breaks every time you write a word.

I wish I knew the recipe to make a cupcake so good, it'd make me a billionaire overnight.

Granted, but cup cakes become illegal and any makers shot on sight.

I wish for a program for my android tablet that acts as a monitor so not only can I use it to control the mouse and keyboard but see what I`m doing as well.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's only for 23 seconds.

I wish I was magical.

[FearXI]

Granted, but it's only for 23 seconds.

I wish I was magical.

Granted, you're now a unicorn.

I wish I owned my own island.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's only one square yard and has an endangered palm tree on it.

I wish I had a better island than Fear.

[krunksmash]

Granted, but it's only one square yard and has an endangered palm tree on it.

I wish I had a better island than Fear.

granted its 1 square mile but it sits atop a under sea volcano.

I wish I was a night elf.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You are now a Night Elf. (That's a punishment for me.) You're a male Night Elf Rogue named "XxbackstablolxX". Yeah.

I wish I was a male Troll Mage named "icedwarrior".

[FearXI]

Granted. You are now a Night Elf. (That's a punishment for me.) You're a male Night Elf Rogue named "XxbackstablolxX". Yeah.

I wish I was a male Troll Mage named "icedwarrior".

Granted, your now a NPC quest giver in Nagrand requesting 30 piles of poop.

I wish for an indestructible cell phone.

[Markluzz]

Granted, you got yourself an old fat Nokia that only calls.

I wish I had a bundle of bananas

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but they aren't ordinary bananas, they're bananas made of tarantulas.

I wish to be as far away from the previously mentioned demon bananas.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, you're now close to demonic pineapples, and they're not thrilled about it.

I wish I didn't feel slightly sick / sick, but my normal, healthy self.

[krunksmash]

granted your now dead

I wish garrosh to be crushed and killed in a car smasher.

[Dyra]

Granted. But the Horde now makes peace with the Alliance under the rule of Varian. (It's bad to me okay!)

I wish my hair was always clean and shiny.

[Anakso]

Granted but it's no longer attached to your head, instead it grows from your chest.

I wish I was as smart as Sheldon Cooper.