1. #5441
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted you get this unique power but as you walk out of your apartment it is so filled with fart gasses that you strike a match for a cigarette and blow yourself to smithereens.

    I wish Fugus understood the concept of corrupt wishes,none are too hard to corrupt!
    I know it isn't too hard, but wasn't trying to make it too easier either. FYI: Don't smoke. But nice one. Also, if I could control it, why would I unleash it on myself in my place, don't think I would be like Tobie Maguire in spiderman practicing in my bedroom.

    And to Mehman's wish since you didn't post one. Wish granted, now your life is an episode of Saw.

    I wish our outward appearance was directly linked to how we were as a person so you were only as pretty or ugly as you are on the inside. No more getting by with a pretty face while being worthless excuse for a human being.

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    Granted, but suddenly everyone gets over their superficial judgments of people's appearances and to defy picking just the pretty ones, people associate with ugly people to go against what they would normally choose.

    I wish my brain could compute everything my calculator could, as well as the normal functions human brains usually perform.

  3. #5443
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, but suddenly everyone gets over their superficial judgments of people's appearances and to defy picking just the pretty ones, people associate with ugly people to go against what they would normally choose.

    I wish my brain could compute everything my calculator could, as well as the normal functions human brains usually perform.
    Granted, now you know 100% full and well the implications of every action you do on a global scale. You effectively lose free will at that point as you know that if you step in one spot, you effectively kill 1 million people 50 years from now indirectly and so on for every action you make so you are forced to effectively live a preset path that is completely horrible to you just to keep trillions of other from dying in wars, famines, revolutions or other such things. Sure it saves nations and countless people with your actions but you are completely miserable your entire life and no one knows you ever did anything for them due to how you are forced to live.

    I wish our bodies could regenerate lost body parts like lizards.

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    Granted, but instead you are burned to ashes.

    I wish I had all of Superman's powers without any of his weaknesses and without the need to be around our Sun to work.
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    Granted, but you're teleported to a different universe completely devoid of life because the past you destroyed it all.

    I wish I didn't have to drink any fluids to stay hydrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xilurm View Post
    Granted, but instead you are burned to ashes.

    I wish I had all of Superman's powers without any of his weaknesses and without the need to be around our Sun to work.
    Granted but anyone you have sex with you shatter their hip with your super strength and when you orgasm (assuming your a man) you blow their head off like a shotgun so you are forever alone and no one will be with you due to that fear. You also have Parkinson's disease so you basically destroy anything you are near due to your shaking and even cause earthquakes. You are ruled a danger to the world and are asked to leave to protect us all.

    I wish could control the minds of others to whatever degree I desire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you're teleported to a different universe completely devoid of life because the past you destroyed it all.

    I wish I didn't have to drink any fluids to stay hydrated.
    Granted, but since you stay hydrated you are now taking a never ending piss and you have a pure water diarrhea squit that never stops leaking.

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    Granted but the first person you control has an insatiable love for Hanson, N'Sync and Lindsey Lohan and assails you with their fanboy shrine.

    I wish the Hooters Girls would take on the Victoria's Secret Angels in a no-holds barred tackle football game.


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    Granted. The resulting gory carnage leaves you so traumatised you can never look at a beautiful woman ever again.

    I wish I had pink hair.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    Granted but only i get to watch it,to which i have sex with them all afterwards........mmmmm heaven.

    Anyways!

    I wish i knew if any of these girls i just slept with have STIs (they may be from hooters and VSA but that doesnt make them super clean!)

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    Granted. They all did. And now so do you!

    I wish I had a dishwasher.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    granted you use ur hands to wash dishes. i wish the guy under me could only grant wishes in everything but a hiaku.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sac View Post
    granted you use ur hands to wash dishes. i wish the guy under me could only grant wishes in everything but a hiaku.
    Granted, last poster.
    Now all people speak like this.
    I wish for a boat.

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    Oh shit I wasn't supposed to use a Haiku?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, last poster.
    Now all people speak like this.
    I wish for a boat.

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    Oh shit I wasn't supposed to use a Haiku?
    I have no idea, but I'm not a guy and I thought I would have to answer via haiku.

    Granted. It's more holes than boat though.

    I wish for some more charms for my charm bracelet.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    Granted, but your bracelet breaks because of how many you have, and every single charm roles down a drain, to make matters worse, the extra charms you did gain were solid gold with the rarest diamonds on earth studded all around them.

    I wish I had enough money to buy my nephew all the lego sets he wants, purley because he lets me build them and he plays with them (LETS SEE SOMEONE CORRUPT THIS WISH AND BREAK HIS HEART)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotted View Post
    Granted, but your bracelet breaks because of how many you have, and every single charm roles down a drain, to make matters worse, the extra charms you did gain were solid gold with the rarest diamonds on earth studded all around them.

    I wish I had enough money to buy my nephew all the lego sets he wants, purley because he lets me build them and he plays with them (LETS SEE SOMEONE CORRUPT THIS WISH AND BREAK HIS HEART)
    granted. however, you lose your fingers in an accident with a chainsaw. don't worry though, i'll build the sets in your place.

    I wish I had the confidence to actually go out and meet other people on the streets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    I wish I had the confidence to actually go out and meet other people on the streets.
    Granted, you have the confidence to go out and meet people on the streets. However, the people you meet are all delinquent thugs or just plain assholes like me and other kinds of people you'd meet in New York. The first person you meet stabs you and takes your wallet. Then you meet me and I try to help you by using your phone to call 911 but then:

    If you have an iPhone -> Do you have angry birds? Yes -> I steal your phone.
    No -> I download the game from the App store while you bleed to death.

    No iphone -> I throw your phone on the concrete and say "I'm not dealing with this shitty ass phone." and walk away.

    The third person you meet is actually the robber from before who forgot to check your other pocket for your phone (because what asshole keeps his phone and his wallet in the same pocket?) and since I stole it/broke it he stabs you again, this time killing you.

    I wish I could really find someone who is dying and rob their phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    I wish I had pink hair.
    Since this got skipped I'll do it to make Dyra feel better.

    Granted, you have pink hair but the hair dye you used to color it actually causes your hair to start to fall out in patches.

    I'm not even gonna go further, that's pretty horrible. I'd cry myself to sleep at night for that.

    Oh btw no wigs work on you because the chemicals automatically erode them gradually and the scent of the chemicals in the wigs will kill you when mixed with the chemicals of that hair dye.

    Edit: Oh btw just to tie up all loose ends, if for some reason you wanted your hair to be naturally pink then all of the girls who went to your school while you grew up were incredibly jealous and tricked you into hanging out with them one day, but it turns out they were just leading you to Jessica's uncle Bobby who turns out to be a rapist pedophile and he rapes you.

    And the trauma lasts your whole life and like most rape victims do you cut off all your hair and gain 500 pounds as a subconcious self defense mechanism to keep away other rapists to make yourself look less appealing.
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    Have a rough day, Blue?

    Granted, but they come back to life as a vampire and kill you for not helping them.

    I wish to have all of my wishes granted without corruption.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Have a rough day, Blue?

    Granted, but they come back to life as a vampire and kill you for not helping them.

    I wish to have all of my wishes granted without corruption.
    Granted but not till you are at your lowest and suicidal and your first wish is to die without clarifying how. You die of Ebola from an infected man as part of a brutal and rough anal gang rape.

    I wish the person who responds to mine goes and dies of a tragic and extreme scabies infestation.
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    Granted. Unfortunately you die before I do thanks to the Ebola you contracted.

    *goes to enjoy what little of her life is left*

    I wish the news would stop going on about the Duchess of Cambridge's pregnancy.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    Granted, but since it's the media, they just start going on, and on, and on about some other garbage.

    I wish Dyra would be instantly cured and restored to purrfect health. (Sorry, I had to.)

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