1. #5761
    Granted. But does that mean:
    A) You're always right because you're a genius who knows all the answers,
    B) because anything you say will become the right answer?

    If (A) then you know the truth of your future. Including that you'll get married, and eventually your wife will cheat on you and say nothing and it'll tear you apart (and the kid isn't yours), and the way you'll die (you have a heart attack, sorry no avoiding that), etc.

    If (B) then you break the universe and everyone dies.

    I wish I was a more powerful Wizard than Lord Voldemort, and I could beat him in a 1v1 duel without having to use some bullshit loophole.

  2. #5762
    Granted, but then Lord Carmelo Anthony comes from behind the scenes, the true "final" Wizard, who was using Lord Voldemort as a puppet to do his bidding. As 'Anthony is more powerful than you, you are hopeless to watch him defeat everyone (and trash your favorite basketball team. Because of reasons).

    I wish for everyone to request a signature and avatar from Mynta.

  3. #5763
    Granted. Mynta cannot handle all these requests and ultimately stops doing any signatures and/or avatars.

    I wish I could slow down and stop time at my will, so I for example can stop time to sleep/study/work out without losing time on other things.

  4. #5764
    Granted. You can now manipulate time at will, but your body ages at ten times the rate as normal when you do so. You become an old man very, very quickly.

    I wish Blueobelisk would read my previous corruption. I was rather proud of it.

  5. #5765
    Granted but you now see those words in place of anything else so you are forced to reads those words forever.

    I wish for more episodes of Arrested Development to come faster.

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    Granted, but the next episode is so terrible, the series ends without a proper ending.

    I wish I wished for what I wished for before I wished for what I wished for before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but then Lord Carmelo Anthony comes from behind the scenes, the true "final" Wizard, who was using Lord Voldemort as a puppet to do his bidding. As 'Anthony is more powerful than you, you are hopeless to watch him defeat everyone (and trash your favorite basketball team. Because of reasons).
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish Blueobelisk would read my previous corruption. I was rather proud of it.
    :O That was a powerful corruption. I think I'm gonna cry. HOW DARE YOU@@

    Quote Originally Posted by FinalDestonaion View Post
    I wish I wished for what I wished for before I wished for what I wished for before.
    Oh cool, that wish was already covered then. I guess I'll keep this wish-filling-power and use it on something I want later on then.

    I wish Ryuk wrote Iced's name in his Death Note.

  8. #5768
    Granted. Good thing Ryuk only wrote "Iced", and not "icedwarrior".

    I wish it would snow up here, where I live. I've never experienced snow where I live before. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. Good thing Ryuk only wrote "Iced", and not "icedwarrior".

    I wish it would snow up here, where I live. I've never experienced snow where I live before. Ever.
    This corruption goes without saying, but i'll say it anyway.

    Granted, but the snow turns into face eating demons whose sole purpose is to devour you and everyone you know and love.

    I wish the next wish gets a free pass, and is omitted from the game. Bam.

  10. #5770
    Granted, but the face eating demons that killed Iced kill you for making them kill him, so you don't get to see the wish.

    I wish the entire world used Mynta-Made avatars and sigs.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but the face eating demons that killed Iced kill you for making them kill him, so you don't get to see the wish.

    I wish the entire world used Mynta-Made avatars and sigs.
    Granted, but they all end up being shown as a blank, white space.

    I wish i had more pizza that is cooked to eat
    Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
    The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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  12. #5772
    Granted, you have cooked rat pizza, lots of it.

    I wish my GF remembers to get sugar next time she goes to her mums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Granted, you have cooked rat pizza, lots of it.

    I wish my GF remembers to get sugar next time she goes to her mums.
    Granted, but she left it so long, it's now very bad tasting sugar

    I wish I had a Death Note that did really work
    Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
    The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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    Granted. You now want to kill yourself.

    I wish I was popular.

  15. #5775
    Granted you are now popular, with a cult group that you really despise.

    I wish the person after me lives a long and happy life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Granted you are now popular, with a cult group that you really despise.

    I wish the person after me lives a long and happy life.
    Granted, but now you have a face eating demon on your face, eating.

    I wish the last wish was the next wish.

  17. #5777
    Granted.

    I wish the person after me lives a long and happy life... as a vampire. In a few million years the entire human species has died out, and they are left to wander the cosmos alone as an immortal vampire, forever unable to find peace and comfort, never again able to sate their hunger on the blood of virgins.

  18. #5778
    Granted, but Im biting you first.

    I wish the following person can think up a better wish than I can.

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    Granted, My wish is so great the average person cannot understand what i said, so i have to make another wish.

    I wish for a wish that wishes watch washes on wet wild rascal raving rabid rabbits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    Granted, My wish is so great the average person cannot understand what i said, so i have to make another wish.

    I wish for a wish that wishes watch washes on wet wild rascal raving rabid rabbits!
    Granted. Rabbits bite your ears off and give you rabies.

    I wish for the ability to travel at light speed.
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