1. #5941
    Granted, but I do such a poor job that you immediately get fired.

    I wish for my paycheck to arrive faster.

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    Granted. It's half the amount you were expecting to get because of some new tax.

    I wish I didn't have to do a public presentation at some physics convention,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. It's half the amount you were expecting to get because of some new tax.

    I wish I didn't have to do a public presentation at some physics convention,
    Granted. You have to do 2 instead.

    I wish I had more time to do fun things.

  4. #5944
    Granted, but the definition of "fun" is provided by a buddhist monk.

    I wish I had grades good enough for medical school

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    Granted, but while in medical school you party too hard and pass out on lab bench, the next morning the class thinks you're a cadaver and begin to practice on you. If you wake up early enough you'll only be missing 1 kidney, if not... good thing you spent so much time studying.

    I wish for a cataclysmic event, like a super volcano or a meteor hitting the earth, that will kill half the planet's population.

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    Granted, but for the first (and only) time in the history of the Earth, everyone in every country actually puts the stupid crap aside and works together, diverting the meteor, rescuing mankind, and ushering in a new era of peace. After killing the guy who wished the meteor up in the first place.

    I wish I wasn't so full - this dinner is delicious and I want to finish it!
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

  7. #5947
    Granted! You puked uncontrollably over your dinner. Now you're all hungry again, but your delicious dinner is ruined

    I wish I have a delicious dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Granted! You puked uncontrollably over your dinner. Now you're all hungry again, but your delicious dinner is ruined

    I wish I have a delicious dinner.
    Granted, but it's covered in Liagala's vomit.

    I wish semaphore's delicious dinner wasn't covered in Liagala's vomit.

  9. #5949
    Granted. it's now covered with your blood, sweat, and tears!

    I wish I was a kerjilzilitilion.

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    Granted, except I don't know what that is so I get it horribly wrong and you come out as a human with an eating disorder

    I wish my cup of tea would make itself properly and then bring itself to my desk where it waits for me to drink it.
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  11. #5951
    Granted. But your cup of tea do all that so quietly, you don't notice it's there until it has gone cold

    I wish for a cake with no calories.

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    Granted, but the only way for it to have no calories is for it be invisible.

    I wish I notice my cup of tea is here before its gone cold.
    [08:44:11] Kurioxan: as long they get big im alright with that

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  13. #5953
    Granted, but it's green tea, and not proper herbal tea, or even that silly black tea.

    I wish I had an endless glass of warm herbal tea.

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    Granted, but due to the fact that your glass of tea is endless and you can't seem to help yourself, you consume the tea till you pop like a balloon.

    I wish I could get better sleep and had more than 3 hours of decent energy in a day.

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    Granted, but you sleep to long and getting to tired of that!

    I wish for another cup of coffee!

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    Granted, but it's been sitting in your car for a week. Your experience with this week-old coffee is so bad that you never wish to drink coffee again.

    I wish my friends and I could skip to the front of lines at theme parks.

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    Granted, but that means you work at the theme parks, you're at the front of the line but can never ride them.

    I wish I could find a decent employee amongst the 12 interviews I have today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nario64 View Post
    Granted, but that means you work at the theme parks, you're at the front of the line but can never ride them.

    I wish I could find a decent employee amongst the 12 interviews I have today.
    Granted, the last one is a good fit, however, he gets hit by a car and killed when he leaves the interview

    I wish upon a star, a light so very far, upon this date my wish i aim to state, to match with rhyme all the time, ever to question why, just look upon the sky.

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    Er... wut? Maybe I just haven't had enough coffee, but I'm having a hard time with that. I think I'm going to go with a generic "Granted, but you get hit by a bus full of trucks immediately afterward and are splattered across the pavement like Wile E Coyote on his worst day"

    I wish I knew what Ridesdel wished for
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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    Granted, you are now a pregnant female.

    I wish my guild raided as well as koreans.

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