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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. You CAN sleep normally, but don't.

    I wish I could find a job that I would enjoy and pays decently, at least.
    Granted - But you enjoy it so much, you forget how to do anything else due to the sheer awesomeness of the fun job!

    I wish I had money to move out of my current house and move into a house with my gf

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    Granted, you take out a loan and borrow money from family members to pay off the new house you buy. One year in you find out your GF has been cheating on you and youre forced to leave her and through some law she ends up getting the house and you keep the debt.

    I wish I had a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, you take out a loan and borrow money from family members to pay off the new house you buy. One year in you find out your GF has been cheating on you and youre forced to leave her and through some law she ends up getting the house and you keep the debt.

    I wish I had a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.
    Granted. As you open the box of Honey Nut Cheerios, you find they are recently castrated sheep testicles covered in honey with, with some very pissed off bees for good measure.

    I wish for the ability for my hands to meld into the flesh of other people in order to operate on them without having to make an incision.

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    Granted but you mold into the heaviest fattest woman by mistake and she falls and crushes you!.

    I wish my girlfriends 38EE boobs could detatch so i could play with them while shes gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted but you mold into the heaviest fattest woman by mistake and she falls and crushes you!.

    I wish my girlfriends 38EE boobs could detatch so i could play with them while shes gone.
    granted. when detached, they have a texture of raw sandpaper and spread blood all over the surfaces they touch.

    I wish I will be able to keep my paypal spending below 40 EUR per month.

  6. #6006
    Granted, but the length of a month changes to only 5 days.

    I wish I had a heated swimming pool.

  7. #6007
    Granted. It's not covered and there are always dead bugs and leaves in it. And sometimes you find your neighbors in it when they think you aren't home.

    I wish I could win a superbowl box gambling game for fucking once.

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    Granted, but as soon as you leave the building you're in, you get murdered by some random guy on the street for having hair.

    I wish I could make food just appear out of thin air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but as soon as you leave the building you're in, you get murdered by some random guy on the street for having hair.

    I wish I could make food just appear out of thin air.
    Granted. However, your power is limited to just one food: Blueobelisk's Honey Nut Cheerios.

    I wish I wasn't so goddamn late to the party.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Granted, you're early to the party but the party is at your grandparents' house, and you just caught them getting freaky. This is the last time you show up early to anything.

    I wish it was fashionable to wear sombreros.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Granted, you're early to the party but the party is at your grandparents' house, and you just caught them getting freaky. This is the last time you show up early to anything.

    I wish it was fashionable to wear sombreros.
    Granted, but the only sombreros fashionable are so heavy that all necks break.

    I wish to participate in a Corrupt-a-Wish forum game.

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    Granted but you only get one go,thats it,and soon as i reply to your wish you die from deadness right about..........NOW!

    I wish i had some help burying Edos's body,its very hard work.

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    Granted. I'll loan you my shovel, you do the rest. That's enough help right?

    I wish I had an infinite amount of Purell hand sanitizer.

  14. #6014
    Granted, but you have nothing to put it in; it just fills your house infinitely. But, hey, your house will be clean!

    I wish people weren't jerks to their friends.

  15. #6015
    Granted, but now they just act all formal and polite, making it stuffingly boring to be around them.

    I wish I could stop procrastinating.

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    Granted, but now you're always so busy, you don't sleep.

    I wish the chicken I put out to thaw yesterday was thawed today, instead of tomorrow.

  17. #6017
    Granted, but a vicious gang of raccoons invaded and stole it.

    I wish that I could think of a wish that was a good wish so that I could wish a good wish.

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    Granted, but you immediately forget it and you wish for a pop sickle.

    I wish for a new car.

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    Granted, but it's only the frame of a car. (And ohai fellow Pennsylvanian!)

    I wish that raccoons didn't break into my house.

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    Granted. bears now break into your house

    I wish i wasnt down my last ten euro

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