Granted, you take out a loan and borrow money from family members to pay off the new house you buy. One year in you find out your GF has been cheating on you and youre forced to leave her and through some law she ends up getting the house and you keep the debt.
I wish I had a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.
I wish for the ability for my hands to meld into the flesh of other people in order to operate on them without having to make an incision.
Granted but you mold into the heaviest fattest woman by mistake and she falls and crushes you!.
I wish my girlfriends 38EE boobs could detatch so i could play with them while shes gone.
Granted, but the length of a month changes to only 5 days.
I wish I had a heated swimming pool.
Granted. It's not covered and there are always dead bugs and leaves in it. And sometimes you find your neighbors in it when they think you aren't home.
I wish I could win a superbowl box gambling game for fucking once.
Granted, but as soon as you leave the building you're in, you get murdered by some random guy on the street for having hair.
I wish I could make food just appear out of thin air.
Granted, you're early to the party but the party is at your grandparents' house, and you just caught them getting freaky. This is the last time you show up early to anything.
I wish it was fashionable to wear sombreros.
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Granted but you only get one go,thats it,and soon as i reply to your wish you die from deadness right about..........NOW!
I wish i had some help burying Edos's body,its very hard work.
Granted. I'll loan you my shovel, you do the rest. That's enough help right?
I wish I had an infinite amount of Purell hand sanitizer.
Granted, but now they just act all formal and polite, making it stuffingly boring to be around them.
I wish I could stop procrastinating.
Granted, but now you're always so busy, you don't sleep.
I wish the chicken I put out to thaw yesterday was thawed today, instead of tomorrow.
Granted, but a vicious gang of raccoons invaded and stole it.
I wish that I could think of a wish that was a good wish so that I could wish a good wish.
Granted, but you immediately forget it and you wish for a pop sickle.
I wish for a new car.
Granted, but it's only the frame of a car. (And ohai fellow Pennsylvanian!)
I wish that raccoons didn't break into my house.
Granted. bears now break into your house
I wish i wasnt down my last ten euro