1. #6121
    Quote Originally Posted by crawdaddy029 View Post
    Granted, They instead get up at 6:15 and wake you up who of course does not need to be up until 8.

    I wish I could get laid already.
    granted. i hope you don't mind it's with a male elephant?

    I wish the same as crawdaddy, but with a human 20 year old female.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Granted - She lays you on the floor and walks all over you

    I wish macs werent so frustrating

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    Granted. They're now incredibly simple, both for you to use and for hackers to get into to steal your personal and financial information.

    I wish it wasn't so cold in this office all the time.
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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    Granted, but it's now so hot, everyone melts!

    I wish my hands weren't so dry.

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    Granted, but now your hand sweat is so prolific you drown yourself.

    I wish I could close on a nice house.

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    Granted, but the ground opens up in a ridiculously powerful, yet incredibly localized earthquake and swallows the house the day after you close. Neighbors are unaffected, but all that's left of your house is 3 roofing shingles and a 4x8 square of front door (which includes the knob).

    I wish Spring would get here already
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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    Granted, but it only appears to be nice. It was constructed with shoddy materials and the roof collapses on you while you sleep.

    I wish more people would use Fun Stuff. It's the best forum.

    Edit: Well dammit. I was a bit late.

    Quote Originally Posted by Liagala View Post
    I wish Spring would get here already
    Granted, but Summer seems to arrive just as quickly and you barely get to enjoy it.

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    Granted, more people use Fun Stuff, but then big, terrible monsters come and beat them up and chase them away and the forum is left sad and deserted and everyone cries forever and ever.

    I wish... um... for chocolate! Preferably chocolate mint stuff. Hi Mynta!
    Last edited by Liagala; 2013-01-28 at 08:50 PM.
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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    Granted. I cut off Myntas arm and covered it in chocolate, with a hint of mint on the inside. Happy Valentines day.

    I wish there was better parking where I live.

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    Granted, there's amazing parking available but only for segways.

    I wish I could ride a motorcycle.

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    Granted, but you ride it directly into a truck full of busses at 90mph, resulting in a rather messy splatter all over the highway. On the plus side, you become the new posterchild for motorcycle safety!

    I wish I could do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, without negative consequences of any kind.
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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    Granted, you're now God but you're still going to have to fight some end-of-days war with evil which is kind of a drag. Also, you've grown a beard which is too long for your own good and you'll have to wear unfashionable and obsessively clean robes.

    I wish I'd pull myself off MMO Champion and go make some food.

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    Granted, but it's a hot pocket and you're back 2 minutes later.

    I wish the people in the break room outside my office would hurry up and go back to work so I could sneak out early without getting caught.
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

  14. #6134
    Quote Originally Posted by Liagala View Post
    I wish... um... for chocolate! Preferably chocolate mint stuff. Hi Mynta!
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. I cut off Myntas arm and covered it in chocolate, with a hint of mint on the inside. Happy Valentines day.
    I don't approve of my arm being cut off. Good thing I have a box full of spares.

    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Granted, you're now God but you're still going to have to fight some end-of-days war with evil which is kind of a drag. Also, you've grown a beard which is too long for your own good and you'll have to wear unfashionable and obsessively clean robes.

    I wish I'd pull myself off MMO Champion and go make some food.
    Granted, but you burn down your house while cooking, and you're computer is destroyed!

    I wish I had an endless supply of water that had 100% of the recommended daily value of every vitamin and mineral, in addition to an endless supply of regular water.

    Edit: Lol, forgot to refresh.

    @ Lia

    Granted, but they were installing security cameras, so they see you sneak out and fire you.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------^

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    I wish I had an endless supply of water that had 100% of the recommended daily value of every vitamin and mineral, in addition to an endless supply of regular water.
    Granted, but in addition to the minerals and endless supply, it has been poisoned.

    I wish I didn't have to clean my computer (canned air, etc).

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    Granted, your computer is always physically perfect. There's never any dust accumulation and the wires are kept neater than possible and it's ALWAYS clean. Your computer is so clean you could bring it into a "white room" in hospitals. However, every time you try to start your computer you get the blue screen of death and not even best buy geek squad or Bill Gates can fix this issue.

    I wish Halls were less than 12 calories so I could feel less bad about eating them.

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    Granted, but they're now full of fat and sugar.

    I wish I had an immune system that worked.

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    KUKUKUKUKUKUKU you shouldn't have brought up a medical wish in front of a Doctor like me.

    Granted, your immune system works so well you develop an autoimmune disease. Lets say...Rheumatoid arthritis. So now your fingers will basically be crippled slowly and painfully and you'll eventually be unable to move them.

    I wish I had a Burger King crown.

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    Granted, but it's a few sizes too small and made of lead.

    I wish my oven instantly preheated to any temperature.

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    Granted, but it accidentally heats to 1000 degrees Kelvin, and burns everything.

    I wish I had perfect rhythm.
    "Then we have found, as it seems, that the many beliefs of the many about what's fair and about the other things roll around somewhere between not-being and being purely and simply." - Plato: Republic

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