Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Politicus]

Granted, but it accidentally heats to 1000 degrees Kelvin, and burns everything.

I wish I had perfect rhythm.

[Kerdoz]

Granted, but it accidentally heats to 1000 degrees Kelvin, and burns everything.

I wish I had perfect rhythm.

Granted, but you became deaf the same moment.

I want to be able to sleep!

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Don't we all? Too bad you didn't wish for it!

I wish I had a magical bowl of cereal that would fill with fresh cereal of any kind on demand.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. The bowl always fills the cereal to the top and there's no room for milk. If you try to add milk it will spill out if the bowl and only moisten the top layer of cereal.

I wish the sky was red.

[Liagala]

Granted but everyone is thrown into a mindless panic at the sudden change in sky colors. Bedlam and mass confusion break out, with people all over the world rioting, looting, and generally going insane with fear that the world is at an end. You are caught up in the melee and end up tossed into an alley with broken arms and legs and left to slowly starve. The buildings are so close together and so tall that you can't even see the red sky you sacrificed so much for.

I wish coffee would deliver itself to my desk without my having to go get it.

[Don Vito Corleone]

Granted but everyone is thrown into a mindless panic at the sudden change in sky colors. Bedlam and mass confusion break out, with people all over the world rioting, looting, and generally going insane with fear that the world is at an end. You are caught up in the melee and end up tossed into an alley with broken arms and legs and left to slowly starve. The buildings are so close together and so tall that you can't even see the red sky you sacrificed so much for.

I wish coffee would deliver itself to my desk without my having to go get it.

granted. any coffee you woul like now tapes itself to the back of your desk, which means you have to stand up to get it.

I wish I could live near other humans in perfect health for the next 3 billion years, without life moving past me at a continually speeding up rate.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but the sun goes out, making it really cold and dark, and then monsters show up and chase you!

I wish for a potato made out of solid diamond to be launched out of a cannon into the Pacific ocean.

[yack346]

Granted, but you now have stopped growing

I wish D3 does not run horribly on a Mac

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, the game runs smoothly on Macs. Just not yours because I gave you a virus that makes every computer that uses your Internet crash.

I wish my Mom wasn't obsessed with watching the news to find out the weather.

[Politicus]

Granted, your mom now forces you to watch the Weather Channel for 1 hour a day so you can spend the next hour informing her on the weather.

I wish I knew everything.

[Blood fox]

Granted, you know know everything, however you are plagued With knowledge that will drive you to insanity

I wish my piercing would heal up alredy

[Politicus]

Granted, you know know everything, however you are plagued With knowledge that will drive you to insanity

How do you know I'm not already insane? )

Now make a wish, you!

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, your piercing heals up. You had an infection and it's now inside your body and whatever you got pierced has to be amputated or else the infection will spread.

Gosh guys, stop giving me medical wishes.

I wish the new chapters of Naruto, Bleach, and One Piece would come out already.

[Blood fox]

With the knowledge of your mothers sex life!

I wish my piercing would heal up already

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Granted, the new and last chapters have just came out

I wish I Had another ferret

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but it eats your other ferret.

I wish I could walk on water.

[Blood fox]

Granted, but now you sink on land. ( that idea is comical)

I wish I could eat all I wan and not gain weight

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but you can never gain weight again! (So you just lose it, and lose it, and lose it, until you're nothingness!)

I wish I could instantly fall asleep whenever I wanted.

[Blood fox]

Granted, but you can never gain weight again! (So you just lose it, and lose it, and lose it, until you're nothingness!)

I wish I could instantly fall asleep whenever I wanted.

Granted but every time you fall asleep you do so for 2 months

I wish I could tell if someone was lying to me

[Slayman]

I wish I could tell if someone was lying to me

Granted, but the Tell is intense full Body Pain, akin to giving birth for every little lie you spot.

I wish I could be healthy and sane without sleeping anymore.

[Liagala]

Granted, but no one believes that you could possibly be healthy and sane without sleep, and you are committed to a mental institution where they study you and attempt to cure you. You spend the rest of your life in a straightjacket 50% of the time, receiving occasional electrical shock treatment, and lying on a couch telling some supercilious psychiatrist about your mother. The treatment goes on 24 hours a day of course, since you really don't need sleep... but that eventually drives you far more insane than lack of sleep ever would have before your wish.

I wish my boss would turn the damn heat up to a reasonable level in this office during the day!