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    Don't we all? Too bad you didn't wish for it!

    I wish I had a magical bowl of cereal that would fill with fresh cereal of any kind on demand.



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    Granted. The bowl always fills the cereal to the top and there's no room for milk. If you try to add milk it will spill out if the bowl and only moisten the top layer of cereal.

    I wish the sky was red.

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    Granted but everyone is thrown into a mindless panic at the sudden change in sky colors. Bedlam and mass confusion break out, with people all over the world rioting, looting, and generally going insane with fear that the world is at an end. You are caught up in the melee and end up tossed into an alley with broken arms and legs and left to slowly starve. The buildings are so close together and so tall that you can't even see the red sky you sacrificed so much for.

    I wish coffee would deliver itself to my desk without my having to go get it.
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liagala View Post
    Granted but everyone is thrown into a mindless panic at the sudden change in sky colors. Bedlam and mass confusion break out, with people all over the world rioting, looting, and generally going insane with fear that the world is at an end. You are caught up in the melee and end up tossed into an alley with broken arms and legs and left to slowly starve. The buildings are so close together and so tall that you can't even see the red sky you sacrificed so much for.

    I wish coffee would deliver itself to my desk without my having to go get it.
    granted. any coffee you woul like now tapes itself to the back of your desk, which means you have to stand up to get it.

    I wish I could live near other humans in perfect health for the next 3 billion years, without life moving past me at a continually speeding up rate.
    Taking a break until the next REAL content appears.
    DAMN YOU WOW TOKEN! (weird thing is: I didn't even buy a token. I bought for 6 months at once using cold hard cash, weirdly enough...

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    Granted, but the sun goes out, making it really cold and dark, and then monsters show up and chase you!

    I wish for a potato made out of solid diamond to be launched out of a cannon into the Pacific ocean.



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    Granted, but you now have stopped growing

    I wish D3 does not run horribly on a Mac

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    Granted, the game runs smoothly on Macs. Just not yours because I gave you a virus that makes every computer that uses your Internet crash.

    I wish my Mom wasn't obsessed with watching the news to find out the weather.

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    Granted, your mom now forces you to watch the Weather Channel for 1 hour a day so you can spend the next hour informing her on the weather.

    I wish I knew everything.

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    Granted, you know know everything, however you are plagued With knowledge that will drive you to insanity

    I wish my piercing would heal up alredy
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    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
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    Why me?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aethon View Post
    Granted, you know know everything, however you are plagued With knowledge that will drive you to insanity
    How do you know I'm not already insane? )

    Now make a wish, you!

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    Granted, your piercing heals up. You had an infection and it's now inside your body and whatever you got pierced has to be amputated or else the infection will spread.

    Gosh guys, stop giving me medical wishes.

    I wish the new chapters of Naruto, Bleach, and One Piece would come out already.

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    With the knowledge of your mothers sex life!
    Quote Originally Posted by Aethon View Post

    I wish my piercing would heal up already


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    Granted, the new and last chapters have just came out

    I wish I Had another ferret
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
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    Why me?!

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    Granted, but it eats your other ferret.

    I wish I could walk on water.



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    Granted, but now you sink on land. ( that idea is comical)

    I wish I could eat all I wan and not gain weight
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
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    Why me?!

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    Granted, but you can never gain weight again! (So you just lose it, and lose it, and lose it, until you're nothingness!)

    I wish I could instantly fall asleep whenever I wanted.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but you can never gain weight again! (So you just lose it, and lose it, and lose it, until you're nothingness!)

    I wish I could instantly fall asleep whenever I wanted.
    Granted but every time you fall asleep you do so for 2 months

    I wish I could tell if someone was lying to me
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
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    Why me?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aethon View Post
    I wish I could tell if someone was lying to me
    Granted, but the Tell is intense full Body Pain, akin to giving birth for every little lie you spot.

    I wish I could be healthy and sane without sleeping anymore.

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    Granted, but no one believes that you could possibly be healthy and sane without sleep, and you are committed to a mental institution where they study you and attempt to cure you. You spend the rest of your life in a straightjacket 50% of the time, receiving occasional electrical shock treatment, and lying on a couch telling some supercilious psychiatrist about your mother. The treatment goes on 24 hours a day of course, since you really don't need sleep... but that eventually drives you far more insane than lack of sleep ever would have before your wish.

    I wish my boss would turn the damn heat up to a reasonable level in this office during the day!
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liagala View Post
    Granted, but no one believes that you could possibly be healthy and sane without sleep, and you are committed to a mental institution where they study you and attempt to cure you. You spend the rest of your life in a straightjacket 50% of the time, receiving occasional electrical shock treatment, and lying on a couch telling some supercilious psychiatrist about your mother. The treatment goes on 24 hours a day of course, since you really don't need sleep... but that eventually drives you far more insane than lack of sleep ever would have before your wish.

    I wish my boss would turn the damn heat up to a reasonable level in this office during the day!
    Granted but the power goes out leaving you in a worst position than you were before.

    I wish it remained +14 degrees Celsius for the rest of winter.

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    Granted, it does. The residents in the area (1000 miles away from you) that enjoy those temperatures for the rest of the winter thank you for your generous wish.

    I wish I spoke fluent Spanish without having to take the time or put in the effort to learn it.
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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