Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but now you sink on land. ( that idea is comical)

I wish I could eat all I wan and not gain weight

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you can never gain weight again! (So you just lose it, and lose it, and lose it, until you're nothingness!)

I wish I could instantly fall asleep whenever I wanted.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but you can never gain weight again! (So you just lose it, and lose it, and lose it, until you're nothingness!)

I wish I could instantly fall asleep whenever I wanted.

Granted but every time you fall asleep you do so for 2 months

I wish I could tell if someone was lying to me

[Slayman]

I wish I could tell if someone was lying to me

Granted, but the Tell is intense full Body Pain, akin to giving birth for every little lie you spot.

I wish I could be healthy and sane without sleeping anymore.

[Liagala]

Granted, but no one believes that you could possibly be healthy and sane without sleep, and you are committed to a mental institution where they study you and attempt to cure you. You spend the rest of your life in a straightjacket 50% of the time, receiving occasional electrical shock treatment, and lying on a couch telling some supercilious psychiatrist about your mother. The treatment goes on 24 hours a day of course, since you really don't need sleep... but that eventually drives you far more insane than lack of sleep ever would have before your wish.

I wish my boss would turn the damn heat up to a reasonable level in this office during the day!

[Skippy88]

Granted, but no one believes that you could possibly be healthy and sane without sleep, and you are committed to a mental institution where they study you and attempt to cure you. You spend the rest of your life in a straightjacket 50% of the time, receiving occasional electrical shock treatment, and lying on a couch telling some supercilious psychiatrist about your mother. The treatment goes on 24 hours a day of course, since you really don't need sleep... but that eventually drives you far more insane than lack of sleep ever would have before your wish.

I wish my boss would turn the damn heat up to a reasonable level in this office during the day!

Granted but the power goes out leaving you in a worst position than you were before.

I wish it remained +14 degrees Celsius for the rest of winter.

[Liagala]

Granted, it does. The residents in the area (1000 miles away from you) that enjoy those temperatures for the rest of the winter thank you for your generous wish.

I wish I spoke fluent Spanish without having to take the time or put in the effort to learn it.

[Deleted]

Granted, but in order to make it happen your mother was turned in to Consuela from Family Guy.

I wish I could post links on this forum.

[Blueobelisk]

You COULD if you had 0 post counts. There's nothing to grant here, I'll save my wish granting powers.

I wish my door was red instead of white.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but the door can't open.

I wish it wasn't so difficult to get into the college classes that I enroll in. Waitlist ftl.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but the classrooms are all kept at a comfortable -500 degrees celcius.

I wish I spoke every language ever.

[Letmesleep]

Granted, but your knowledge of Parseltongue causes the faculty of Hogwarts to hunt you like the dark wizard you are.

I wish more of my friends enjoyed multiplayer games.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but none of them want to play with you.

I wish I wasn't in montana

[MrKnubbles]

Granted, but now you're in Idaho.

I wish people liked me.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but they like you so much, you have a huge crowd following you around 24/7. Even in your house and bathroom.

I wish that Letmesleep was the richest man in the universe.

[Letmesleep]

Granted, but it really doesn't make him any happier. He's still bored out of his mind.

I wish Mynta would create some amazing allergen-free desserts in the future.

[Slayman]

Granted, but it really doesn't make him any happier. He's still bored out of his mind.

I wish Mynta would create some amazing allergen-free desserts in the future.

Granted he/she creates allergen-, gluten-, sugar-and absolutely flavorfree desserts, people are amazed at how something disgusting like that would end up on the supermarket shelves.

I wish I had a working Star-Trek Replicator.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, But it now kills you when you use it.

I wish these bad ads would end

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but now even worse ads begin, and you get hit by a banana.

I wish the entire world and everything on it was transformed into giant pink bananas.

[Slayman]

Granted, but now even worse ads begin, and you get hit by a banana.

I wish the entire world and everything on it was transformed into giant pink bananas.

Granted, but space-faring giant apes come to harvest monthly and eat all the pink bananas.

I wish for the Zombie Apocalypse now.