1. #6341
    Granted. You are now relocated to Antarctica where your wish is a reality. (It's as bad of a place as you think. Penguin gang violence has escalated in the past few years.)

    I wish I knew the knowledge in my textbook without having to read it.

  2. #6342
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. You are now relocated to Antarctica where your wish is a reality. (It's as bad of a place as you think. Penguin gang violence has escalated in the past few years.)

    I wish I knew the knowledge in my textbook without having to read it.
    granted. However, you will never be able to learn or understand the things from the course that aren't found in that textbook.

    I wish to become the unquestionable champion, unlike any gentleman who has ever had the pleasure to exist, in working with the entertainment products that allow us to partake in a variety of realities that could be.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  3. #6343
    Granted, but somebody shoots you with a crossbow.

    I wish I had a cookie.

  4. #6344
    Granted, but the Cookie Monster from McDonalds comes and molests you and takes your cookie and does some....weird stuff.

    I wish I was an equalist.

  5. #6345
    Granted, but you get killed by raining cupcakes.

    I wish I could type three thousand words a second.

  6. #6346
    Granted. You never find a keyboard or operating system that can keep up with you though so you are forced to give up electronics. (Because you're forced to type at that speed any time you type.)

    I wish Mynta was better at corrupting wishes.

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    Granted. I give him the super awesome power of great wish corrupting...but now you have aids.

    I wish i was a little fishy on a dishy when the boat comes in.

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    Granted. Unfortunately as much as you want to get eaten; you're knocked to the ground in a brawl where you are trampled on and then thrown away.

    I wish I was in a little town where I am a hero.

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    Granted, but Batman came eventually and took this town for him self.

    I wish for some good sleep this night so school wont be a pain in the ass tomorrow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aronaz View Post
    Granted, but Batman came eventually and took this town for him self.

    I wish for some good sleep this night so school wont be a pain in the ass tomorrow!
    granted. you get in such a deep and relaxing sleep that you relax all muscles, including your sphincter and bladder control muscles. you end up shitting and pissing all over your bed.

    I wish every single country on earth, and their inhabitants, decided to work together to combat poverty, advance science, stop fighting among the same species and work on securing humanity's future.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  11. #6351
    Granted, our rapid advance in technology grabs the attention of some ultra-advanced alien race that comes and harvests us to make into snack bars.

    I wish aliens didn't find us so tasty.

  12. #6352
    Granted. They find us to be excellent pieces of firewood. (Ouch.)

    I wish my test tomorrow would be easy.

  13. #6353
    Granted. However the tests' answer key will be entirely wrong and the person grading it refuse to deviate from the key.

    I wish this god awful cough would stop.

  14. #6354
    Granted, but now you sneeze three times a minute for the next ten years.

    I wish I had a blueberry muffin.

  15. #6355
    Granted. It's from Dunkin Donuts. The guy behind the counter coughed on it while you weren't looking, though, and you got sick. Sick with HIV.

    I wish this studying would end soon so I could catch some zzz's in time to take up 5:45 tomorrow.

  16. #6356
    granted but you slept for a week never woke up doctors didnt find a pulse and now you finally woke up being creamated alive and no one hears your death sceams.


    i wish i didnt forget to pay my wow subscrition so now i need to wait til tommorw because i gotta go to the bank...
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    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  17. #6357
    Granted, but you grow to hate WoW because of a particularly traumatic experience you experience only because you were online right now.

    I wish I was more motivated to do the things that mattered. Important stuff > random youtube videos. Get it right, brain!

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    Granted, but the important things were transformed into... youtube videos!!

    I wish for some coffee, right now.

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    Granted, but it was so hot you spilled it and it burned you really bad!

    I wish it would stop raining

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    Granted,here are the beans,you gota make it yourself though.

    I wish the rich people were poor and the poor people were rich.

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