1. #6341
    Granted, but the Cookie Monster from McDonalds comes and molests you and takes your cookie and does some....weird stuff.

    I wish I was an equalist.

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    Granted, but you get killed by raining cupcakes.

    I wish I could type three thousand words a second.



  3. #6343
    Granted. You never find a keyboard or operating system that can keep up with you though so you are forced to give up electronics. (Because you're forced to type at that speed any time you type.)

    I wish Mynta was better at corrupting wishes.

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    Granted. I give him the super awesome power of great wish corrupting...but now you have aids.

    I wish i was a little fishy on a dishy when the boat comes in.

  5. #6345
    Granted. Unfortunately as much as you want to get eaten; you're knocked to the ground in a brawl where you are trampled on and then thrown away.

    I wish I was in a little town where I am a hero.
    Stabby stab stab.
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  6. #6346
    Granted, but Batman came eventually and took this town for him self.

    I wish for some good sleep this night so school wont be a pain in the ass tomorrow!

  7. #6347
    Quote Originally Posted by Aronaz View Post
    Granted, but Batman came eventually and took this town for him self.

    I wish for some good sleep this night so school wont be a pain in the ass tomorrow!
    granted. you get in such a deep and relaxing sleep that you relax all muscles, including your sphincter and bladder control muscles. you end up shitting and pissing all over your bed.

    I wish every single country on earth, and their inhabitants, decided to work together to combat poverty, advance science, stop fighting among the same species and work on securing humanity's future.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

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    Granted, our rapid advance in technology grabs the attention of some ultra-advanced alien race that comes and harvests us to make into snack bars.

    I wish aliens didn't find us so tasty.



  9. #6349
    Granted. They find us to be excellent pieces of firewood. (Ouch.)

    I wish my test tomorrow would be easy.

  10. #6350
    Granted. However the tests' answer key will be entirely wrong and the person grading it refuse to deviate from the key.

    I wish this god awful cough would stop.

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    Granted, but now you sneeze three times a minute for the next ten years.

    I wish I had a blueberry muffin.



  12. #6352
    Granted. It's from Dunkin Donuts. The guy behind the counter coughed on it while you weren't looking, though, and you got sick. Sick with HIV.

    I wish this studying would end soon so I could catch some zzz's in time to take up 5:45 tomorrow.

  13. #6353
    granted but you slept for a week never woke up doctors didnt find a pulse and now you finally woke up being creamated alive and no one hears your death sceams.


    i wish i didnt forget to pay my wow subscrition so now i need to wait til tommorw because i gotta go to the bank...
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    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  14. #6354
    Granted, but you grow to hate WoW because of a particularly traumatic experience you experience only because you were online right now.

    I wish I was more motivated to do the things that mattered. Important stuff > random youtube videos. Get it right, brain!

  15. #6355
    Granted, but the important things were transformed into... youtube videos!!

    I wish for some coffee, right now.

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    Granted, but it was so hot you spilled it and it burned you really bad!

    I wish it would stop raining

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    Granted,here are the beans,you gota make it yourself though.

    I wish the rich people were poor and the poor people were rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    I wish the rich people were poor and the poor people were rich.
    Granted, but now Donald Trump hangs outside of your deluxe suite every day, incessantly begging you for spare change, and he smells terrible.

    I wish for my guild to get the world first kill on Lei Shen.

  19. #6359
    Quote Originally Posted by beingmused View Post
    Granted, but now Donald Trump hangs outside of your deluxe suite every day, incessantly begging you for spare change, and he smells terrible.

    I wish for my guild to get the world first kill on Lei Shen.
    Granted. Unfortunately one of your guildmates had a GM shirt and your entire guild is stripped of the prestige and temp-banned from the game.

    I wish I could shapeshift to look like any animal or human on the planet while keeping my intellect.
    Stabby stab stab.
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  20. #6360
    Granted. Unfortunately, you got sat out due to confessing your intense love for 1940's musicals and made several people nervous around you-affecting performance.

    I wish they find an effective way to test for marijuana impaired drivers so they can legalize it across the board.

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