Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but you can't find any colleges that will accept them.

I wish that it could snow no matter what the temperature was, and only melted after three days.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. You are now relocated to Antarctica where your wish is a reality. (It's as bad of a place as you think. Penguin gang violence has escalated in the past few years.)

I wish I knew the knowledge in my textbook without having to read it.

[Don Vito Corleone]

Granted. You are now relocated to Antarctica where your wish is a reality. (It's as bad of a place as you think. Penguin gang violence has escalated in the past few years.)

I wish I knew the knowledge in my textbook without having to read it.

granted. However, you will never be able to learn or understand the things from the course that aren't found in that textbook.

I wish to become the unquestionable champion, unlike any gentleman who has ever had the pleasure to exist, in working with the entertainment products that allow us to partake in a variety of realities that could be.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but somebody shoots you with a crossbow.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but the Cookie Monster from McDonalds comes and molests you and takes your cookie and does some....weird stuff.

I wish I was an equalist.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but you get killed by raining cupcakes.

I wish I could type three thousand words a second.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. You never find a keyboard or operating system that can keep up with you though so you are forced to give up electronics. (Because you're forced to type at that speed any time you type.)

I wish Mynta was better at corrupting wishes.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted. I give him the super awesome power of great wish corrupting...but now you have aids.

I wish i was a little fishy on a dishy when the boat comes in.

[jishdefish]

Granted. Unfortunately as much as you want to get eaten; you're knocked to the ground in a brawl where you are trampled on and then thrown away.

I wish I was in a little town where I am a hero.

[Aronaz]

Granted, but Batman came eventually and took this town for him self.

I wish for some good sleep this night so school wont be a pain in the ass tomorrow!

[Don Vito Corleone]

Granted, but Batman came eventually and took this town for him self.

I wish for some good sleep this night so school wont be a pain in the ass tomorrow!

granted. you get in such a deep and relaxing sleep that you relax all muscles, including your sphincter and bladder control muscles. you end up shitting and pissing all over your bed.

I wish every single country on earth, and their inhabitants, decided to work together to combat poverty, advance science, stop fighting among the same species and work on securing humanity's future.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, our rapid advance in technology grabs the attention of some ultra-advanced alien race that comes and harvests us to make into snack bars.

I wish aliens didn't find us so tasty.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. They find us to be excellent pieces of firewood. (Ouch.)

I wish my test tomorrow would be easy.

[Unrecognizable]

Granted. However the tests' answer key will be entirely wrong and the person grading it refuse to deviate from the key.

I wish this god awful cough would stop.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but now you sneeze three times a minute for the next ten years.

I wish I had a blueberry muffin.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. It's from Dunkin Donuts. The guy behind the counter coughed on it while you weren't looking, though, and you got sick. Sick with HIV.

I wish this studying would end soon so I could catch some zzz's in time to take up 5:45 tomorrow.

[sac]

granted but you slept for a week never woke up doctors didnt find a pulse and now you finally woke up being creamated alive and no one hears your death sceams.


i wish i didnt forget to pay my wow subscrition so now i need to wait til tommorw because i gotta go to the bank...

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you grow to hate WoW because of a particularly traumatic experience you experience only because you were online right now.

I wish I was more motivated to do the things that mattered. Important stuff > random youtube videos. Get it right, brain!

[Aronaz]

Granted, but the important things were transformed into... youtube videos!!

I wish for some coffee, right now.

[Yesinia]

Granted, but it was so hot you spilled it and it burned you really bad!

I wish it would stop raining