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Granted. Unfortunately, you got sat out due to confessing your intense love for 1940's musicals and made several people nervous around you-affecting performance.
I wish they find an effective way to test for marijuana impaired drivers so they can legalize it across the board.
@Unrecognizable, granted, but a new undetectable drug pops up and causes a ton of problems.
@MaxelliaGranted, you have three extra dollars in your pocket.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
Granted, you can afford one but he personally trains you in the art of basket weaving.
I wish this freaking cold would go away.
Granted, but everyone you love will die a slow and horrible death. :P
I want to win in a lottery!
FC 2793-2016-8218 - Name: Suoma
Granted. So do 10 million other people. You split the jackpot with them and earn $6 after tax. Which sucks because that money is useless in Finland I think.
I wish I had a bat mobile.
I wish computer worked like the human brain, always learning
Granted, but you can no longer say the letter a or any word with it in it, or you'll die or something.
I wish I was rich.
Granted, but you become a recluse and spend the rest of your days swimming through a giant vault filled with gold coins.
I wish someone would create a virtual reality card game like Yu-Gi-Oh.
Granted someone makes it. However a played named FusedMass keeping beating you so you cannot move on to the next level. Every move you make to move past her ends in failure she cackles loudly how you will never be able to join your team mates. Oh she cackles.
I use that I had the power to tell mods to do whatever ever I wanted and to elected me supreme mod ruler.
Granted. You are a red moderator, on the same tier as Sunshine and Boubille. Not like those scrubs like Darsithis or Ardee, or even those super scrubs like Mynta and Majad. However, Boubille doesn't like you and takes down the forums for MMO-C just to spite you, so you have nothing to moderate.
(Watch me get infracted for that LOL, but Dars Ardee Majad and Mynta and I should all be cool so...)
I wish Mynta would cry me a river for Valentine's Day.
Granted,but Majad is in said river tied up in chains and with feet stuck in a concrete block. (I dont like that mod btw and in no way am i connected to Majads disappearance)
I wish Majad was the moderator of one forum post,its title is called "I want my baby back baby back baby back" and nobody knows the answer to what the last word is,Majad knows but cant post an answer.
Granted, but as Majad is typing the post, the forums come crashing down and you never figure out what the final word is.
I wish my work day were over now
Granted, but on the way home, you get attacked by an alien face hugger.
I wish I had an infinite supply of energy.
Granted. It comes in the form of a granola bar (which supplies you with enough energy for 2 hours without exhaustion of light physical exercise. You get exhausted if you exercise heavy). These granola bars are 5000 calories each, however, and are full of sugar. You have a lifetime supply of these bars. Face the consequences. (Oh and you can't like work out heavy and burn off the 5000 calories, and break even. It's not even possible.)
I wish I picked up the low fat Ritz crackers instead of these fat fuck full calorie ones that are 230 calories per stack + fat + salt.
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*groan* You have a working lightsaber, but you get into a Jedi fight and both your arms get cut off like that old guy at the end of Star Wars 2 who cut off Anakin's arm, and then he got fucked up by Anakin and lost both his arms + his head at the beginning of Star Wars 3. Unfortunately we don't have the technology to make you new arms so...