Granted. Some kids start playing baseball in front of your house now and their ball is constantly landing in your yard and hitting your car and house.
I wish Majad could stick to an avatar or signature.
Granted, but you go blind and never get to see it.
I wish for a regular sleep schedule
Granted. However you are in prison. You sleep 23 hours a day now. You only get to sleep in you're tiny cell.
I wish I became a God
Granted, but you die in a fight to some guy who can lift his gun up a little quicker than you, which beats martial arts.
I wish I had a bagel. With cream cheese.
Granted,due to your impatience nothing ever gets fixed in the 1minute time slot the fans wanted the maintenance to be in,WoW dies,you die,everything dies. Why couldnt you just wait
I wish i could forget why i forgot what i forgot when i was told not to forget what was forgotten on this forgetful day.
Granted, you have an overdeveloped sense of hearing because you're blind.
I wish my gum's taste wouldn't die out after 10 seconds.
I wish every single PC game in my gaming collection was added on my unbannable steam account, with games being retroactively made available on Steam, even if they're from a competing publisher, which means they get automatic updates, don't require a CD in the drive to play and are available everywhere, even if I have no connection to steam or the Internet.
I wish more people knew about Attack The Block. Enjoy Blue.
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
granted however you get banned for cheating.
I wish I didn't have to eat.
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche
Granted,you still need food but you cant eat any of it. You die long story short.
I wish i didnt see dead people,or dead fax machines.
KUKUKU I was going to corrupt it but I decided to be nice and give someone else a turn.movie sounded shitty from what Wikipedia said anyway.Originally Posted by Holidae
I wish I knew MATLAB.
But it's the most ornery creature anyone is ever likely to meet. It never misses the chance to bite the shit out of you or crap all over your possessions. Or merely tear them apart. You suspect it might be carrying some weird, highly-infectious diseases as well. And at night that bastard just quacks as loud as it can and you never can get any sleep. It is an absolutely terrible duck that you never should have wished for and immediately regret your role in its creation.
I wish that people would corrupt wishes properly and not add some unrelated bullshit to the side of the wish. Is it too much to ask that the downside of the wish be a product of that which was wished for? I mean, I've seen random meteors from nowhere in corrupted wishes. That isn't a corrupted wish if meteors have nothing to do with the wish. The wish itself has to go bad.
But note that it has been granted accordingly with no frivolous additions. You got exactly what you asked for and nothing more.
I wish I was great at everything.