granted. the beer tastes like stale dwarf pee. when you first taste it, you spit it out all over your computer, breaking it. you freak out and try to fix it. you accidentally spill the rest of your beer over your modem, breaking that as well. you call your provider for a new modem, but a fire breaks out at their place and they can't bring you a new modem for another 3 weeks while they recover from the fire.
Thinking quickly, you decide to change providers. however, your new provider has massive network issues. since you're unable to play for patch 5.2, your guild benches you.
I wish people would just stop using Raidbots or Simcraft as evidence that their class needs buffs or that another class needs nerfs.