You just picked those two specific words because of that abortion picture in the Funny Pictures thread!
Granted, you have a time machine and you go back and kill Nario64 so this never happens. That's it. You can live.
I wish I was the best Hitman in the world.
I wish Blueobelisk would stop thinking Carmello Anthony was a superstar. *snickers*
Damnit nzall! Actually nzall I asked my friend who I said got Crysis 3 and asked him what he thought, if the campaign was short like you said. He actually said that he just didn't like the game because you were supposed to be like a superhuman, but it was stupid because you moved at like a normal human's speed and if you moved too fast your invisible mode would die and it was just retarded because you didn't feel super.
Granted, but he hears you insult Justin and kills you for it.
I wish everyone on the forum would chip money in to buy a chunk of land, and build a huge house on it, where we'd all live.
Granted, but each member chips in a dollar only and we can only buy some swamp in Florida. (And we only get like a 12x12 foot piece of land, very very small, barely enough to stand in.) No way we can build a house there, and we all take turns living there. But some alligators come and eat us all and we die.
I wish that when people drew pictures of me, they'd draw yellow circles around my head signifying my greatness. (Like how in churches they have that on saints and other famous people.
Like this as an example:
Granted, but you lose 5 million Euros for every infraction you get, or have gotten.
I wish I had 100 million USD.
Granted, you have the time to do so, but your DVD player AND your TV get broken. If you were planning on watching them on your labtop or desktop then I laugh at you LOL go ahead and watch it on that small small screen.
I wish I had a NASCAR keychain.
granted. you have a NASCAR keychain, i.e. a NASCAR racecar connected to a ring. you can't take it anywhere with you where you need it, because you can't fit it in your pocket. oh, and the keys to the car are permanently connected to the keychain, so you can't drive it anywhere either.
I wish BlueObelisk was a villain of the week on Spongebob.
Granted. You have the worlds most delicious pancakes cooked whichever way you like, any size you like, and an infinite supply.
You have no syrup, though.
I wish nzall is forced to make extremely poor choices in which video games he should or should not buy. (Based on quality of game and judging to wait for the price to go down and stuff.)