Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Blood Fox]

Granted but you cannot step foot in it because its full of monsters.

I wish mynta was happy 24/7

[ghostkitteh]

The "all your wishes come true" type happiness, or the "you're being drugged to think you're happy" type?

Anywho, granted, but now everyone who posted on page one of this thread is forever unhappy.

I wish I only had to sleep for an hour to get all the sleep I need.

[Aherooffools]

Granted, but she now laughs at everything and you have to listen to her incessant laughter all day.

I wish that I was Batman.

[Daboogyman]

The "all your wishes come true" type happiness, or the "you're being drugged to think you're happy" type?

Anywho, granted, but now everyone who posted on page one of this thread is forever unhappy.
I wish I only had to sleep for an hour to get all the sleep I need.

Granted. You only need one hour but you sleep for twenty three daily.

Granted, but she now laughs at everything and you have to listen to her incessant laughter all day.

I wish that I was Batman.

Granted. I killed your parents.

I wish for some pancakes, strawberry pancakes

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but I don't give you any syrup or butter to go with them, so you have to eat them dry.

I wish I had a baby blue shemagh with hot pink strips, made of silk.

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but it smells something terrible of rancid eggs and you can't get it out.

I wish for a solid internet connection

[Taurenburger]

Granted, your internet connection is as solid as steam.

I wish Darsithis didn't do a namechange...

[Blood Fox]

Granted, darsithis didn't change his, but rather your name to that lame one he has chosen.

I wish I should shiftshape at will.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into small birds and poisonous frogs.

I wish I could teleport.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but you can only teleport into the nearest dirty men's bathroom stalls

I wish my feet didnt hurt.

[Elpalmo]

Granted, but you can only teleport into the nearest dirty men's bathroom stalls

I wish my feet didnt hurt.

Granted, but you can never walk again.

I wish i didn't have to go to work this week.

[Tyranitar]

I wish i didn't have to go to work this week.

Granted, you are fired.

I wish I would see the Diablo and StarCraft april fools.

[Akshak]

Granted but you're duped into believing the games are being bought and revamped by Disney leading you spiraling into the depths of depression and Jonas Brothers music.

I wish Jessica Alba would finally break her no nudity clause in her next movie.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but her next movie is Fantastic Four 3 and she's nude, but they don't show her because her character is invisible.

I wish I could get some of these papers done today. I have so much HW. :/

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but her next movie is Fantastic Four 3 and she's nude, but they don't show her because her character is invisible.

I wish I could get some of these papers done today. I have so much HW. :/

Granted, but you misplace the work you've done by the time it's due to be handed in.

I wish I could play my gutar that I've had for 2 sodding years

[Akshak]

Granted but the first notes you strike out of it sound like a hundred cats having sex and thus attract every cat in the neighborhood to your house.

I wish living in the Bible Belt didn't suck so much.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, now you live in the Qur'an belt, have fun!

I wish I could smell

[Deleted]

Granted - you can only smell butts

I wish pokemon mafia would open now!

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you can only smell "old lady farts passing through onions". (Quoteth Sweet Dee, It's Always Sunny)

Granted, but someone already won.

I wish someone would entertain me.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you can only smell "old lady farts passing through onions". (Quoteth Sweet Dee, It's Always Sunny)

Granted, but someone already won.

I wish someone would entertain me.

Granted. You are transported back in time to Ancient Rome's Coliseum, where you are entertained. However, after the show you are mistaken for a gladiator and die in your first fight.

I wish posting in fun stuff increased post count.