Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Your Dad can't own 12% of Lkers, that Bus family owns the whole thing. PFFT. Rich white people.

That's what the Bus family would have you believe.

I wish I had a chest cabinet full of medicines that can cure every disease ever.

Granted, but the cabinet is locked, and you're unable to open it.

I wish Blueobelisk would believe me. Why do you believe Wayne and not me? And I thought we were friends...

[Deleted]

Granted Blueobelisk now believes you instead of Wayne and has now given up hope about playing GTA5

I wish i could make ppl hear Friday song repeatedly in their head just so i could laugh at them, and this does not work on me in any way

[Blueobelisk]

Granted but people always slack off at their jobs and the world becomes unproductive, partially from the madness that the song is bad partially because they're excited about the weekend.

It seems Wayne is banned...the only reason I believe him is because I think he lives in UK and Rockstar company is based only is UK.

I wish I had a broom.

---------- Post added 2013-04-28 at 04:41 PM ----------

./CRY

Nvm that shit I just said.

I wish I had some ice cream to drown my sorrows.

[icedwarrior]

It seems Wayne is banned...the only reason I believe him is because I think he lives in UK and Rockstar company is based only is UK.

Infallible logic. I live in America, and the Lakers are in America...

I wish I had a broom.

Granted, but the Knicks are swept.

I wish I would find the perfect competitive TF2 team, and I wouldn't be replaced.

[Blueobelisk]

Ya but Iced the Lakers are worth like $900 mil. So you're telling me your Dad has $108 mil just sitting around and decided to """"invest"""" it in the Lakers? <- not a real investment, that would lose you money.

Granted, your team is great but you all have shitty internet connection and can never maintain vent/skype so you die do to communication issues.

I WISH I HAD ice cream to drown my sorrows.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. You now have eel flavored ice cream from Japan and that is the only ice cream available to you ever.

I wish there was another Scott Pilgrim movie

[Deleted]

It seems Wayne is banned...the only reason I believe him is because I think he lives in UK and Rockstar company is based only is UK.

GTA V is developed by Rockstar North. that's over 200 miles from where he lives. of course, his brother could live in Edinburgh, where Rockstar North is located.

also, rockstar is spread about evenly between US and UK: 5 studios in each region.

I wouldn't worry about it though. Even if he'll get the game before you, he can't play it before the release date under any circumstances.

and you can also do what I said in the wish and contact Rockstar...

[ghostkitteh]

Granted. You now have eel flavored ice cream from Japan and that is the only ice cream available to you ever.

I wish there was another Scott Pilgrim movie

Granted, but it only plays in one theater, and it's on the other side of the universe. Plus it's so terrible, anyone who watches it dies.

I wish I had a slice of bread.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but it's old and moldy.

I wish I had a significant other.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. Here is your "significant otter"

I wish ac reached my room.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. The events in Assassin's Creed occurred in your room. You were killed amongst the action.

I wish for a pet tiger that would be directly under my control (meaning he wouldn't attack anyone, including myself, unless I explicitly commanded him to).

[Akshak]

Granted but you fail to specify that it was supposed to be a live tiger so you get a Stuffed Tiger with the soul of Chucky.

I wish BearGod would save us all from Iced's furry, stuffed beast from hell.

[Deleted]

Granted but you fail to specify that it was supposed to be a live tiger so you get a Stuffed Tiger with the soul of Chucky.

I wish BearGod would save us all from Iced's furry, stuffed beast from hell.

granted. BearGod turned in his antropomorphic bear form and seduces the pet tiger. the wet dream of all furries around the world ensues.

I wish I could get the mental image of a bear making love to a tiger out of my head.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you do so by drinking yourself into a coma.

I wish any and all wounds that I receive heal instantly.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but you still feel the pain of all the wounds. Also, since you can't die, you're forced to do the dangerous things in the world that ordinary people would die from. Like rescue people from burning buildings, having medical test surgeries performed on you, tanning at the beach to absorb UV rays so people can't get skin cancer, etc, etc.

I wish everyone in the world had to wear a (correctly labeled) name tag.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but everyone in the world suddenly has short-term memory loss, making the name tags useless.

I wish my friend would trade me; one that would be beneficial to me.

[Akshak]

Granted but because of your short term memory loss you have no idea why you asked for whipped cream, Vern Troyer and a goat.

I wish Iced would remember he's supposed to butcher and cook the goat for dinner for us all.

[Deleted]

Granted but because of your short term memory loss you have no idea why you asked for whipped cream, Vern Troyer and a goat.

I wish Iced would remember he's supposed to butcher and cook the goat for dinner for us all.

granted, but he makes the goat a star in a porno that ends up getting the sad record for "porno with the most male ejaculations in and on an animal". you're unaware and eat it.

I wish my paladin didn't lose all that holy gear to the retarded DPS that keep rolling on healing stuff, like that druid.

[Akshak]

Granted but it's a newly dyed pink set of armor that makes you the laughing stock of the Pally world - even Catholic priests have an aversion to you despite your boyish, youthful, altar-boy looks.

I wish Dan Brown would take on the Vatican in a no-holds barred, steel cage match for the truth.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but the truth is so shocking, it causes the collapse of civilization.

I wish I was rich.