Granted but the IRS deems it as taxable income and leaves you with a whopping total of 10 cents after they take what is theirs.
I wish I could win the costume and beard contest this weekend when I run the Warrior Dash.
(dying my beard red and wearing a kilt - honest truth)
granted. you're a highly likely candidate for victory in the contest. however, Simon "Honeydew" Lane from the Yogscast joins in and he's cosplaying his minecraft dwarf character. he wins and even gets you disqualified for making a mockery of him.
I wish I was the ultimate gamer, who can beat anyone at any game, be it a sport, a video game, a board game, a city search game or a wargame; and who can turn that into a way to outsmart anyone, even death, just by treating everything as a game.
Granted, you get into the gym for FREE. But they have the worst equipment and is like from the 90s and the space is small and it's so hot inside and the machines are always taken, and these guys are looking at you like you're a weak bitch, and your pants fall down doing cardio one day and they see your stuffs and everyone laughs.
I wish I had Iced did well on HIS finals. Also, he did not cheat and his professors/no one associates him with cheating.
Looking for new friends. I asked my old friends for ideas on how to serve my landlord since we have tech beef and they weren't helpful at all. PM me. (I'm very serious.)
Granted. Iced did well on his final but the professors never told him and just gave him dirty looks which lead Iced to question how he did. Eventually the suspense gets to him and he gets himself to ask the professor. The professor looks at him and responds "who are you?" Shocked, Iced replies "I'm one of your student, I've been in this class all semester..." So after a bit of talking with the professor it turns out Iced was never admitted to the class nor did he ever enroll into that college making his testing there invalid and forcing him to redo all the classes he has taken since he thought he took from the beginning leading Iced into a depression and making him question his reality. Eventually he goes out drinking to drown his depression and manages to stumble into the street after the bar closes only to be fatally hit by a bus driven by Blue on his second job.
Granted, but this banana phone is the only phone you have access to. It is a fully functional phone, that appears to look like a banana...however, it cannot contact your mother. You are unable to talk to your mother on mother's day, and she hates you for it. Thanks, banana phone.
I wish my upcoming move would go super easy, without problems.
Granted but it's now so horrifically grotesque that every kid around the world screams in terror at the same time generating a sonic wave that blows our your eardrums and makes your eyes bleed for days.
I wish BearGod's avatar would just drop a load on the grass it's sitting on already and move along.
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Granted. It just so happens Blue moved in nearby so he is going around and solving this "fuck buddy" issue the women have. He sees you and waves but then is dragged by the women so he can't stay and chat while you're sitting on your porch drinking a warm beer.
Oh yea...that wish thing...
I wish Iced and Blue would make a video going out on a date with each other by themselves no one else involved.
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