Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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Granted but since you outsmart and beat Death you now have to take over his job of killing people - starting with your own dog, mother and girlfriend.

I wish Scrooge would enter a no-holds barred cage fight with Daffy Duck and Howard The Duck.

granted. it's in a cage grill. duck meat for all with more than 4809 posts! so not for you.

I wish every single MLP hater was sent to equestria in pony form.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you also get sent there so that you can make sure they don't cause any damage.

I wish I was able to walk through walls.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but your clothes don't go through with you. Or contacts or glasses or pacemakers or anything.

I wish I do well on my final tomorrow.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. You get a high score on your final but the professors become suspicious and assume you cheated. They end up failing you without even bothering to investigate.

I wish gym membership wasn't so expensive at the gyms nearby.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, you get into the gym for FREE. But they have the worst equipment and is like from the 90s and the space is small and it's so hot inside and the machines are always taken, and these guys are looking at you like you're a weak bitch, and your pants fall down doing cardio one day and they see your stuffs and everyone laughs.

I wish I had Iced did well on HIS finals. Also, he did not cheat and his professors/no one associates him with cheating.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. Iced did well on his final but the professors never told him and just gave him dirty looks which lead Iced to question how he did. Eventually the suspense gets to him and he gets himself to ask the professor. The professor looks at him and responds "who are you?" Shocked, Iced replies "I'm one of your student, I've been in this class all semester..." So after a bit of talking with the professor it turns out Iced was never admitted to the class nor did he ever enroll into that college making his testing there invalid and forcing him to redo all the classes he has taken since he thought he took from the beginning leading Iced into a depression and making him question his reality. Eventually he goes out drinking to drown his depression and manages to stumble into the street after the bar closes only to be fatally hit by a bus driven by Blue on his second job.


I wish I had a banana phone.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but this banana phone is the only phone you have access to. It is a fully functional phone, that appears to look like a banana...however, it cannot contact your mother. You are unable to talk to your mother on mother's day, and she hates you for it. Thanks, banana phone.

I wish my upcoming move would go super easy, without problems.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but two weeks after moving in, the place you moved into gets blown up by a cruise ship falling from the sky. Oh, and it's wrapped in a train.

I wish I had a bottle of the worlds best root beer.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. I manage to see you standing there with said root beer and ask if I could have some. You agree and I end up drinking it all!

I wish Mynta's avatar wasn't so adorable so I don't have to go "aww" every time I see it!

[Akshak]

Granted but it's now so horrifically grotesque that every kid around the world screams in terror at the same time generating a sonic wave that blows our your eardrums and makes your eyes bleed for days.

I wish BearGod's avatar would just drop a load on the grass it's sitting on already and move along.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,but its the grass in your garden,and it moves along into your bed.

I wish porn stars all female 18+ ofc all lived on my street and needed a fuck buddy!

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. It just so happens Blue moved in nearby so he is going around and solving this "fuck buddy" issue the women have. He sees you and waves but then is dragged by the women so he can't stay and chat while you're sitting on your porch drinking a warm beer.

Oh yea...that wish thing...

I wish Iced and Blue would make a video going out on a date with each other by themselves no one else involved.

[Deleted]

Granted, Iced and Blue are now on a date but its their first date ever so they don't know what to do and start panicking for no reason at all.

I wish my cat wouldnt try to slice my ankels when im playing.

[Blueobelisk]

Iced was panicking because I was "the man." I panicked only because that meant I had to pay for the evening.

I wish that my Dark Knight Rises poster didn't scare me sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night and look over and see monster shapes or whatever in the image.

This is the exact poster image (but bigger of course):

[Wayne25uk]

Granted it now falls off the wall and suffocates your face!

I wish blues balls would drop so he could replace his movie posters with some top quality nudey calendars!

[BearGod-Siel]

I wish that my Dark Knight Rises poster didn't scare me sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night and look over and see monster shapes or whatever in the image.

Granted. Your poster now shows the original televised Batman that is Adam West! And the joker they show turns out to be Ronald McDonald. You will never fear over the poster at night anymore!

I wish blues balls would drop so he could replace his movie posters with some top quality nudey calendars!

Granted, Blue's balls finally dropped and he gets so charismatic that he shows up wherever you are trying to pick up women and steals them from you in a blink of an eye.

I wish I had more bread for my chili beans right now...

[Deleted]

Granted you know have more bread for your chilli beans but unfortuntly for you im hungry and i ate all of it leaving nothing to you.

I wish i could breath fire without harming myself in any way

[Akshak]

Granted but you now breath fire out of your ass every time you step - you don't harm yourself but you burn down every building or location you visit leading to your exiled status from the known world.

I wish the content filters here at school wouldn't have blocked out page 369 of this game completely.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but now they don't even have/allow computers at your school.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. Your headache is gone but you now have sore muscles that will last through the week.

I wish the window installer would hurry up and give me my opening window already!