Granted... Maximum corruption reached.
I wish G.R.R. Martin would write an episode of MLP.
Granted... Maximum corruption reached.
I wish G.R.R. Martin would write an episode of MLP.
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -Thomas Jefferson
Granted, but G.R.R. falls in love with MLP and it doens't end the way you want it to causing you to explode like a...Tomato
I wish I had a banana made out of nanites
Granted, but you're banana grows to 1000ft and becomes sentient, the world as we know it has perished and aliens across the galaxy will forever condemn you.
I wish I never had the need to brush my teeth again.
Granted, but since you are so obsessed with brushing your teeth you continue to do it even if you don't need to
I wish everyone had an urge to play with a rubiks cube for atleast 1 hour a day
Granted, but they all spend that hour ripping the stickers off for a competitive edge.
I WISH for a nice pair of feet to massage right meow.
I'm waiting for my ruca
Granted, but as you rule the world with an iron first you realise it's only the world you built out of lego that you rule.
I wish Earth had no gravity
Granted. Gravity doesn't exist on Earth. It does, however, exist on other planets with other life forms. Seeing Earth in the movie, they decide to overtake us. Thanks, Binkamus.
I wish to be thoroughly entertained whenever I wished.
Granted, but the pony is severely deformed and mentally retarded.
I wish I had a boyfriend.
Granted, but it's made out of jelly and it's missing half the body because Iced took a bite out of it.
I wish I had a piano
Granted. You now own a piano that has been dropped on your head. You are now dead. But hey, you own a piano!
I wish that Valve would make more quality SFM, such as Expiration Date.
What's SFM.
Granted, but you lose all of your games.
I wish I never had to cut my nails again. They just didn't grow anymore.
I despise you.
Granted, except the influential blogger kept the Lakers front office from making good decisions and the Lakers never win a championship again.
I wish I could buy something that would grow in value in 30 years and make me a billionaire.
Granted, but the only thing you can buy are now fedoras.
I wish I could know everything about a future expansion just before blizzard announces it
Granted, Blizzard gives you a phone call and tells you everything about a future expansion, and as soon as they're talking they type the news and reveal it to everyone else.
I wish I had a puffy jacket.