Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[3DTyrant]

Granted, everyone on earth is angry, so angry they yell and kill eachother.

I WISH FOR THE CAPS TO BE OFF.

[icedwarrior]

GrANtEd. HoWeVeR, tHiS hApPeNs. FoR eVeRyOnE. i HoPe YoU'rE hApPy!

I wish that Binkamus Prime was literally Hitler.

[Blueobelisk]

I wish that Binkamus Prime was literally Hitler.

Granted, @Binkamus Prime is literally Hitler. However, in year 2025 humanity has invented a time machine and, after a lot of arguing and deliberation, decided that someone should go back in time to kill baby Hitler. That person is you. You go back in time, kill baby Hitler, and spend the rest of your life in the 1920s/30s/40s/etc. in jail being persecuted as one of the most heinous killers of all time.

I wish I had some cookies.

[icedwarrior]

Yay, this thread is back!

I wish I had some cookies.

Granted, but they're infused with tons of calories, which rapidly makes you overweight.

I wish the act of playing any sport was illegal.

[Acelius]

Yay, this thread is back!



Granted, but they're infused with tons of calories, which rapidly makes you overweight.

I wish the act of playing any sport was illegal.

Granted but you would then go to jail as you play football for a living.

I wish Half-Life 3 would come out.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but it's an asset flip with little regards to quality. It turns out horribly.

I wish that college was free for everyone.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, college is now free, but in turn, Uni fees double in price!

I wish for better pay from work.

[Blueobelisk]

I wish the act of playing any sport was illegal.

Granted. Since no one can even exercise everyone becomes fat[ter].

I wish that college was free for everyone.

Granted, the government hires like 1000 specialist teachers, makes them all do a series of youtube video lectures, and makes it free to the public to view. That's now college education; no testing or being in a classroom. Just at home at youtube. No one learns anything under the new system and all our social security checks in the future are useless.

I wish for better pay from work.

Granted, you give your boss a _ _ _ _ job for an extra $0.05 an hour.

I wish I had a recording of @3DTyrant 's special time with his boss.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, you now have a tape of the act, but the video becomes corrupted and unwatchable.

I wish Blue is unable to watch any video, of any form.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, since life is just one big video you see with your eyes, I'm declared legally blind. You're forced to pay $3000 a month to me for my government assisted disability checks.

I wish for a piece of gum that never loses flavor or gets hard.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. It never loses it's flavor. The flavor? Burnt hair dipped in diarrhea.

I wish that the Packers will win the Superbowl this year, and remain at least competitive for the foreseeable future.

[Ripster42]

Granted. The town goes broke and has to sell them and they relocate to St. Louis next year.

I wish that scott darling gives chicago a home-town discount on his next deal and they resign him when his contract is up.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. However small the discount is, that is all the money the team decides to spend in the next five seasons. RIP Chicago.

I wish for everyone to receive one free, healthy pet sloth.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but they have to wait for all seven billion sloths to individually walk from the center of the earth out of a secret underground cave to everyone's houses. Naturally this takes thousands of years.

I wish I had some popcorn to wait. Extra butter.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You have two unpopped kernels of popcorn. With a stick of butter on the side.

I wish that the Joker would have beaten Batman in The Dark Knight.

[Blueobelisk]

Uhhhhhhh he did win. He corrupted Harvey Dent into being a bad guy, and since if Harvey got known as a bad guy to the public, all the criminals he put behind prison would be released. So they pinned the blame on batman and batman had to spend 8 years living home alone so that not even his maids saw him, during which time he became crippled from inactive use of his muscles. Not to mention everyone hated him for what he did and his company and finances went down the drain.

If that's not winning, idk what is. Death would have been way more peaceful.

I wish the Joker lost to Batman in The Dark Knight.

[icedwarrior]

I guess I should have been more specific. I wish the Joker would have undeniably won the physical fight against Batman (as in, Batman is dead, captured, whatever) near the end of the movie. There.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, the joker knocks batman unconscious. Then the police show up, and one policeman is scared of clowns so he instantly shoots joker, killing him. Then ANOTHER policeman sees the bomb trigger button, gets curious, so he presses it and blows up both ships. As a result, Gotham's criminal and citizen populations die and Gotham becomes deserted. (Because the policemen unmask batman, see he's rich Bruce Wayne, shoot him, go to the mansion, shoot Alfred, and retire to Hawaii after robbing all his shit.)

I wish everyone who reads this sees The Ring, and in seven days the girl kills us all.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but the movie is awful and we all kill ourselves during the movie to spare ourselves.

I wish that whenever you went to reach for a pen, a pen was handy.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but no matter what pen I grab, it's always empty.

I wish for my cartilage piercing to be fully healed now, not in two odd months time.