Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[3DTyrant]

Granted but you got fired

I wish I was a video game character

granted, but you kept getting ganked

i wish i didnt need to wear glasses

[Petrified Penguin]

Granted but when you took em off to put in your contacts you accidentally poked out your eye

I wish that I could feel no pain

[Bombkirby]

Edit dammit! XD

[3DTyrant]

granted, but you couldnt feel love either

i wish i could live closer to the person i love

[Cadell]

granted, but you couldnt feel love either

i wish i could live closer to the person i love

Granted, you live in a 10 foot cardboard box together.

I wish I had easier access to Acid.

[Petrified Penguin]

Granted but It's Sulfiric Acid

I wish I could find Atlantis

[3DTyrant]

Granted but you failed every exam!

I wish I could stop smoking (*inhales deeply*)

granted, but you became addicted to sniffing people who did smoke

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Granted but It's Sulfiric Acid

I wish I could find Atlantis

granted, but you was trapped there for life

i wish i could fly

[ImTheScrubby]

You can now fly but your legs were taken to make wings out of!

I wish for more cowbell.

[Cadell]

granted, but you became addicted to sniffing people who did smoke

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granted, but you was trapped there for life

i wish i could fly

Granted, you are hit by an airplane after 5 minutes of your first flight.

I wish that I could successfully keep more than one girlfriend at a time.

I wish for more cowbell.

Granted, a 5 ton cowbell falls on your head.

[Gracin]

i wish i could fly

Granted, but you never learned to land and became so worn out from flying you passed out and fell to your death.

I wish I had a spoon to eat my pudding with.

[Petrified Penguin]

granted but the spoon is too big for your bowl

I wish I knew what the ??? was in 1. etc 2. etc ??? Profit!

[ImTheScrubby]

You can now keep more than one girlfriend at a time, but your afflicted with chronic erectile dysfunction!

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but you never learned to land and became so worn out from flying you passed out and fell to your death.

I wish I had a spoon to eat my pudding with.

granted, but it was a rusty spoon, and would infect your mouth after use

i wish i could undergo a hollowfication (from bleach)

[ImTheScrubby]

You find out that 1. is divide and 2. is zero and your mind explodes, leaving your profit unclaimed

I wish I had a jaw like Deathwing's

[Souper friend]

granted, but it was a rusty spoon, and would infect your mouth after use

i wish i could undergo a hollowfication (from bleach)

Granted! but your mind grow hollow and blank from watching to much of the TV show Bleach.

I wish it was easier to become a fire fighter

[Petrified Penguin]

granted, but you die after becoming a fire fighter by drowning

I wish i could divide by 0

[matherl]

Granted, but the world would explode.


I wish i had a mountain of tennis balls

[ImTheScrubby]

You can divide by zero but get bullied by much cooler kids for being such a facking nerd.

I wish I could sing like Jack Black

[Souper friend]

granted, but you die after becoming a fire fighter by drowning

I wish i could divide by 0

Granted, you shoot yourself because of your mathematical genius that no other person on earth could ever understand or even comprehend.

I wish i didn't burn dinner : /

[Neegtop]

Granted but a small earth tremor caused by your fart caused the mountain to crumble killing you granny instanly in a hail of tennis balls.

I wish for a singing tortoise