Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Tehpunisher]

Wish granted, but you soon catch many STDs and can not even take a piss without screaming.
I wish for immortality.

[Brightbeard]

Granted! suddenly the rest of the world population dies of a rare disease that your immune to

i wish to invent working time travel

[Anathaema]

Granted! suddenly the rest of the world population dies of a rare disease that your immune to

i wish to invent working time travel

granted : it's broken, though !


I wish for a corrupted wish

[sadistic]

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granted: but a druid de-curses the wish after 5 mins!

I wish for the ability to conjure muffins!

[Promethax]

granted: but a druid de-curses the wish after 5 mins!

I wish for the ability to conjure muffins!

Granted, but you can't eat them.

I wish that racism and bigotry were completely irradicated from the universe.

[Zoma]

Granted, but you can't eat them.

I wish that racism and bigotry were completely irradicated from the universe.

Granted! There is only one race, gender, religion and sexual orientation now.

I wish for reasonable AH prices.

[Deathblack]

Granted the auctioneer's go on strike from not getting there "Overpriced item" bonus.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted.

[Zoma]

Granted the auctioneer's go on strike from not getting there "Overpriced item" bonus.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted.

Granted, but now you're back where you started, so you might as well have not bothered making a wish.

I wish for gold cap and this wish to be uncorrupted.

[Deleted]

Granted, but now you're back where you started, so you might as well have not bothered making a wish.

I wish for gold cap

granted but you get hacked and lose it all

i wish for scarab lord title

[koranes]

granted but you get hacked and lose it all

i wish for scarab lord title

granted but then a 25 man raid comes and kills you for your loot

I wish for gummi bears

[Eleraith]

Granted , u strangle urself while attempting to wear it

I wish for a razer naga and that my hand stays intact .

Granted, but the Razer is faulty and breaks after one week.

I wish for a kitten.

[Telcular]

Granted, but the Razer is faulty and breaks after one week.

I wish for a kitten.

Granted, but the kitten is a lion cub and claws your face off.

I wish for A server first.

[Nourish]

Granted, but its a server first in being perma banned for exploiting the boss

I wish for all epics.

[Dyra]

Granted, but its a server first in being perma banned for exploiting the boss
I wish for all epics.

Granted. But it's all 0 durability and all the repair vendors went on strike.

I wish I had a second monitor to watch a movie on right now.

[Knomad]

Granted, but its a server first in being perma banned for exploiting the boss

I wish for all epics.

Wish granted the epics take up all your item space and they cannot be deleted or vendored

i wish to know everything

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Granted. But it's all 0 durability and all the repair vendors went on strike.

I wish I had a second monitor to watch a movie on right now.

wish granted but then the second monitor starts ticking and explodes and then fire works start shooting up from the sky

my wish is to still know everything

[Deleted]

wish granted but then the second monitor starts ticking and explodes and then fire works start shooting up from the sky

my wish is to still know everything

Granted, You know everything but the government finds out and hires Assassins to murder you.

I wish to have a personal armor set (In-game).

[Avryn]

Granted, You know everything but the government finds out and hires Assassins to murder you.

I wish to have a personal armor set (In-game).

Granted, but noone else can see it!

I wish priests would get buffed!

[Deleted]

Granted, but noone else can see it!

I wish priests would get buffed!

Granted, you get buffed to being overpowered but now all the baddies roll Priest and Priests will be made fun of for the rest of the expansion.

I wish for a different Avatar.

[Deleted]

Granted, but everyone laughs at it cos it's rubbish!

I wish for a pony!

[Urbi]

Granted, but everyone laughs at it cos it's rubbish!

I wish for a pony!

Granted, but you pony breaks it's leg on arrival and has to be shot.

I wish my mother would stop calling me all the time.