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    Epic! I stand in fire's Avatar
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    Common things that happen in movies that don't happen in real life.

    -I never wake up from a nightmare by jolting into the sitting position in my bed.

    -I have never and don't plan to ever swipe every item off a surface onto the floor in a lust-frenzied prep for fucking my partner.

    -I actually say "bye" when hanging up the phone.

    -silencers do NOT make guns produce that shp sound

    -I don't disappear behind buses that drive by

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    All single women have a cat.

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    -You don't slowly turn your head to create suspense when you hear something behind you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I stand in fire View Post
    -I never wake up from a nightmare by jolting into the sitting position in my bed.

    -I have never and don't plan to ever swipe every item off a surface onto the floor in a lust-frenzied prep for fucking my partner.
    Two false statements

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    I never win a 10 on 1 biker fight

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    i never don't look when something gigantic blows up directly behind me while im walking in slow motion

    Edit: reference material--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
    Last edited by Clethius; 2010-12-16 at 01:09 AM.

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    Me and my friends don't slowly walk side by side wearing flowing coats to loud rock music.
    "I see nothing. I hear nothing. I taste victory."

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    If shit explodes, you know you are going to look at it or react in some way.

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    - My computer doesn't constantly make futuristic beeping sounds when I do anything on it.
    "It's clear this is another bash Apple thread. Such things are not conducive to a good discussion."

    WRONG! Those are the BEST discussions!

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    i don't get into fights on top of high buildings then jump off and somehow survive
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    We held the line against the rising tide of death itself.
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    We have endured the breaking of the world.Now we face the Destroyer and we will end him.
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    When some guy meets some girl and vice versa. One of them is attracted to the other. Same person tries to prove themselves only to get dumped by a hotter/stronger person. Near the end the person they are in love with break up with the hotter/stronger person and go out with the main character.

    Also, even though this may seem slightly off topic and lolable: We need a movie centered around someone that was passive, gets fucked all kinds of ways, and then turns into a beast. Then proceeds to make an example to those similar to the people that caused him trouble.....Like Kratos.

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    - punches dont sound like mashing a bag of crackers

    - theres no suspense-music to trick u into believing that the footsteps of the killer cannot be heard in a completely silent environment =P

    - if an evil mastermind catches you, a spy, in his lair he doesnt give you a five-star accommodation and diner.

    - when ur crawling inside a vent, u can be heard almost everywhere, srsly...

    - cars rarely blow up when they crash.

    - if u can summon giant eagles to fly to mount doom.... just do it from the start ffs...

    - when theres a serious missunderstanding people will do everything to be heard and clear things out,
    and not get cut every 2 sec while trying to explain the situation via long and irrelevant intros, so the missunderstanding wont be solved. lol

    - jogs arent bullies, cheerleaders arent bitches and nerds arent antisocial fuglies. at least in my country, lol.
    Last edited by Alex86el; 2010-12-16 at 03:26 AM.

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    - USA don't have good looking girls in schools. (Or maybe just me used and spoiled with scandinavian women)

    - You don't go to investigate the place you heard or saw something "suspicious" at.

    - You don't get close a dead person to see if it's really dead.

    - The nerd doesn't hook up with the hottest chick.
    Last edited by Hethalion; 2010-12-16 at 03:38 AM.

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    -We don't walk into dark allies at night
    -We don't investigate noises in our house at night, we just gtfo of there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Promethax View Post
    Me and my friends don't slowly walk side by side wearing flowing coats to loud rock music.
    I do though.

    OT:
    - You can't wave a twig and make magic happen
    - Stealing a car and going for a joyride is not happy go-lucky wacky harmless fun. That shits serious.
    - You are not a red water fountain when you lose a limb.
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    - Most people don't bleed out the mouth when shot in the foot
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    First, I'm a nerd (I mean, I have a MMO-champ account) and my girlfriend is pretty damn smoking.



    OT:

    -You don't walk down the street and see random gun fire and not call the police.
    -You don't lock eyes with a seemingly good, but on the bad side(team, role, w\e) female and end up hooking up with her right then.
    -You don't have hundreds of bullets \ clips for random gun fights
    -Everyone is not a marksman who can live in a gunfight.
    -Police badges\money\books you have in your pockets do not stop you from getting shot and killed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickIsRidic View Post
    First, I'm a nerd (I mean, I have a MMO-champ account) and my girlfriend is pretty damn smoking.
    Yeah, every man is nerdy at some degree. But I bet you're not a NERD.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hethalion View Post
    - The nerd doesn't hook up with the hottest chick.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJv-rG_jeGY

    This sums up that line quite well

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    - Women aren't rational human beings who "understand everything" and "forgive you" after you've messed up everything that ever was a relationship before.
    - FBI/CIA or w/e take years to find someone, not 24 hours.
    - People actually have to use the toilet sometimes, ya know...
    - People in the process of having a panic-attack generally don't listen to reason (easily) and then calm down.

    And last but not least:
    - Hackers don't play 3D flight simulators to hack their way inside your computer.

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