We don't sparkle in sunlight.
- cops don't go on three day killing sprees in dockers and white t's, just to catch one measily drug dealer... and never have to stop to take a dump.
Explosions are loud, you go def (atleast for some time)
getting punched actually fucking hurts
it's fucking hard lighting petrol with a dropped cigarette (oh ive tried)
you can't pay for the pizza by making sweet love to the girl handing it in (oh some1 had to say it)
people get hungry/dehydrated and most of all they need to urinate/defecate
oh yeah and after 5days on a strandet island.. my hair looks messy as fuck.. well after any longer period of no showering/excessive work
I don't end up happy after each ''adventure''
I don't have a big destiny in my hands
I am not a hero
I can't fly
I can't appear on a magical world
Animals don't talk
Zombies don't exist
I can go on
Yes, I am an Horde fanboy
Yes, I am an Alliance fanboy
No, I'm not gonna miss 50% of the game for some stupid ridiculous faction fight
-highschool students can not sync up via brainwaves and all bust out with the same dance and song number
- <<< beat
This has been tested by the myth busters :P apparently some items (badges of certain material actually do stop bullets)-Police badges\money\books you have in your pockets do not stop you from getting shot and killed.
- car tires blow out, shocks bust, and drivers shit there pants when driving off an overpass onto a lower freeway
there are no talking animals. not one.
When it comes to actionmovies, they survive.
The pure mental stress from going through stuff like they do in actionmovies is probably enough to take someone out.
"After dealing with about 10 000 patients over the last 15 years, I would say that over 200 different medical conditions respond favorably to cannabis."
- The late Dr. Tod Mikuriya, MD, interview in The Union: The business behind getting high
Former national administrator of the U.S. Government's marijuana research programs
Guy gets the hot babe after slaying a dragon. IRL you get purple pixels.
There are so many things...
-Cars dosen't blow up just because you shoot at the gas tank
-Women don't get instant orgasm just from a dude crawling on top of them (Kinda wish I did, but hey, guess I'm more complicated than that)
-People dosent ALWAYS fall when being chased
-Not every geeky girl is a hotty on the inside. Most of them are just geeky
-People don't look at the person in the passengerseat for that long at a time while driving. That would result in MOAR CARBLOWUPS!
-Sweating isen't always sexy. Most of the time it's just kinda gross
-Jumping of trains, cars, buildings and whatnot will most likely result in a broken bone, not an instant sprint and "hot sweating"
everytime i see a person driving a car looking at the person on the passenger seat for over 30 seconds i wanna yell " look at the road you dumbass!"
I dont have a gun/grenade/armory/killer teddy bear/BAZOOKA etc on the other side of the wall (stewie griffin refrence )
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Last edited by critterkiller; 2010-12-16 at 02:04 PM.
You can't survive an atomic explosion by hiding in a refrigerator <.<