Common things that happen in movies that don't happen in real life.

[Deleted]

We don't sparkle in sunlight.

[Trezero]

- cops don't go on three day killing sprees in dockers and white t's, just to catch one measily drug dealer... and never have to stop to take a dump.

[Dunee]

Explosions are loud, you go def (atleast for some time)
getting punched actually fucking hurts
it's fucking hard lighting petrol with a dropped cigarette (oh ive tried)
you can't pay for the pizza by making sweet love to the girl handing it in (oh some1 had to say it)
people get hungry/dehydrated and most of all they need to urinate/defecate

oh yeah and after 5days on a strandet island.. my hair looks messy as fuck.. well after any longer period of no showering/excessive work

[zlygork]

I don't end up happy after each ''adventure''
I don't have a big destiny in my hands
I am not a hero
I can't fly
I can't appear on a magical world
Animals don't talk
Zombies don't exist
I can go on

[McNeil]

Every student in elementary schools doesn't go dance with the others all the time like some huge musical...

You know what I'm talking about?

[Trezero]

-highschool students can not sync up via brainwaves and all bust out with the same dance and song number

- <<< beat

[Mio]

-Police badges\money\books you have in your pockets do not stop you from getting shot and killed.

This has been tested by the myth busters :P apparently some items (badges of certain material actually do stop bullets)

[Trezero]

- car tires blow out, shocks bust, and drivers shit there pants when driving off an overpass onto a lower freeway

[Loxley]

And last but not least:
- Hackers don't play 3D flight simulators to hack their way inside your computer.

Omg, Swordfish anyone? Christ that was awfull, the hacking/drinking wine scene, hitting enter 20k times and seeing some cube go in another cube yelling Yeah!.. christ.

[Powerogue]

there are no talking animals. not one.

[Dassen]

When it comes to actionmovies, they survive.
The pure mental stress from going through stuff like they do in actionmovies is probably enough to take someone out.

[Feress]

Guy gets the hot babe after slaying a dragon. IRL you get purple pixels.

[Deleted]

there are no talking animals. not one.

The parrots' does not agree.

[Dekina]

There are so many things...

-Cars dosen't blow up just because you shoot at the gas tank
-Women don't get instant orgasm just from a dude crawling on top of them (Kinda wish I did, but hey, guess I'm more complicated than that)
-People dosent ALWAYS fall when being chased
-Not every geeky girl is a hotty on the inside. Most of them are just geeky
-People don't look at the person in the passengerseat for that long at a time while driving. That would result in MOAR CARBLOWUPS!
-Sweating isen't always sexy. Most of the time it's just kinda gross
-Jumping of trains, cars, buildings and whatnot will most likely result in a broken bone, not an instant sprint and "hot sweating"

[Somnophore]

- punches dont sound like mashing a bag of crackers


- if u can summon giant eagles to fly to mount doom.... just do it from the start ffs...

I lol'd

[Captain Noctus]

The parrots' does not agree.

Technically they don't talk, only mimic. Talking requires comprehension of what is being said.

OT:
Jumping to 'ride' the shockwave of an explosion does not work. The shockwave will still paste your insides and make you dead.

[Deleted]

We do not survive being shot in the heart.

[kriimsilm]

everytime i see a person driving a car looking at the person on the passenger seat for over 30 seconds i wanna yell " look at the road you dumbass!"

[critterkiller]

I dont have a gun/grenade/armory/killer teddy bear/BAZOOKA etc on the other side of the wall (stewie griffin refrence )

---------- Post added 2010-12-16 at 03:03 PM ----------

This has been tested by the myth busters :P apparently some items (badges of certain material actually do stop bullets)

but a bible does not! your heard me kids, dont join a religion. religion is the source of all evil!

[jafor004]

You can't survive an atomic explosion by hiding in a refrigerator <.<