I wrote that title merely to snag attention.
There should be a game. In this game are only people that have played before wrath. You get points by telling the coolest story, bro. The goal is to post something completely irrelevant to what the original post is about.
Example:
Original poster-
Man, I can't believe how hard catching these adult zebras are. Me and my group of tribesmen are having a very hard time getting the tow cable around the zebras legs and tripping them and winning. Does anyone have tips on how we can catch the zebra more easily? Thanks!
#1-LOLOMGSOZ (banned)-
FIRST.
#2 Healzforrealz-
Yeah, I totally know what you mean about the Adult zebra. My tribe had a lot of trouble with it, too. We decided to look up zebwiki.com and check the strat. Apparently, It's all about positioning, watching for the fire, and handling adds properly. Here's the link to the zebspot.com kill video. Good luck!
#3 Ferx-
/sigh. Omg what a freaking fail. wrath baby alert! like srsly dude, these encounters are so easy. i cnat believe you cant do these fight. I did them all on release night by myslef.
#4 ManaBiscuitPlawks-
Casuals. Good lord... Back in vanilla safari adventure there were never noobs like this.
#5 LongSack-
FARM BABY ZEBRAS FIRST YOU FREAKING NOOB!!!!!!!!11111one111111``1~~!```
Bonus points:
-Somehow relate your post to how Blizz is going to crap, since the Activision merger is the reason why they cater to casuals.
-Bring up the fact that mages were freaking useless in Burning Crusade compared to warlocks.
-Defend speccing your priest into wand specialization for when a tank is building aggro on Onyxia.
-Imply that the 2.1 patch that introduced voice chat into the game is going to put Ventrilo out of business, then make a post a month later about how the voice quality is crap and that you never supported it.
-Say that you've played since beta.
-Complain about the LFD tool.
Seriously guise. Some of you people look like clowns on these forums. Almost everything that you've said has been said before. You're not unique, clever, funny, or intelligent. There are moderators here solely to ban you, lock your threads, and delete your posts. That's cumbersome and unwanted. Make your post relevant and smart. Make this game better for the other 12 million. You're the ones that no one wants in the game.
I think I love you. /Dalliah
Very honoredI think I love you. /Dalliah