Hello and welcome to Lunos' guide on How to win in all PVP situations! By following each step successfully I can guarantee you will have no more troubles in PVP, be it in battlegrounds, arena or even just casual duels!
Step 1: Reroll to Frost Mage.
Step 2: Spam Icelance until bad guys fall over.
Step 3: Repeat Step 2 over and over and over and over and over... you get the picture.
Just look at these testimonials from users of my guide!:
"It really works! I'm in the number one 2v2 team in my battlegroup and I don't even have a team mate! I just win matches by myself!" - A Frost Mage.
"My old class sucked, I had to use more than one button to win After following Lunos' guide on How to Win in all PVP situations I'm now so famous on my realm due to my PVP "skillz" that I'm signing hundreds of mousemats every day for my internet fan boys! Thanks, Lunos!" - Another Frost Mage, formerly an Enhancement Shaman.
So there you have it folks, my customers are always satisfied! Try it for yourself
*Disclaimer* This is merely a FOTM guide, should Death Knights or Rogues become similarly powerful in an upcoming patch, simply change "Frost Mage" in Step 1 to whatever class is incredibly OP for best results. Should you be unsuccessful after using this guide, I guarantee to personally give you my right leg.
Thanks for reading Lunos' guide on How to Win in all PVP situations!