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    How to be a pimp.

    Hello Guys,


    This is the ultimate Guide to be FAMOUS in the world of warcraft.I know you all want it.These are the step to be a real PIMP on your server !!!

    I will show you "how to be a PIMP" with my own experience (and cool pics ).

    I-First Step: "BLING BLING!!!!"

    To enter in the world of BLING BLING you should first watch this => http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cViT...eature=related

    "WHEN WE'RE COMING YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS" Now you are prepared i can tell you how you can be famous as BLING BLING!!!!

    What does this mean "bling bling"? It means you must have a "shiny" item.There are 3 types of "epic" item.

    A-The Mount.

    You wanna be a STAR? You must have an awesome mount (as a real PIMP your car show your Power!).

    Many ways to have a rare mount:
    -PVE achievements =>
    -PVP achievements
    -farm a rare mob
    -be lucky

    => Flying mounts: http: http://www.wowhead.com/items=15.-7

    => Mounts: http://www.wowhead.com/items=15.5

    Your pimp => http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6...2810105438.jpg

    => http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9...2810105539.jpg

    B-The Acheviements/Titles.

    If you have rare mounts you must have rare titles.But for me you dont need title to be famous your character name is enough.

    But if you really want to show you "fat" title dont use the common ones as "Jenkins" but the Feat Of Strenght ones (http://www.wowhead.com/achievements=1.81#0+1+2) or PVP titles.

    The best are certainly:
    -Insane in the membrane
    -Any Realm first
    -"Of the horde" "of the alliance"
    - High Warlord
    -The Bloodthirsty (the most valuable for me).


    II-"Boyz in da hood!"

    Now you have your mount and your title (or not) you need STUFF (oh yeah purple but also ORANGE loot ).

    A-The equipement.

    If you are a hardcore gamer since vanilla you have for sure save your old set: T1 T2 T3 T4 T5 T6 T7 T8 T9 or T10.

    And you have been really lucky the best set are: T3 + legendary items.Because of the rarety of people who have cleaned previous Naxxramas (lvl 60) and people with legendary item.

    The most valuable combo is: T3+ Atliesth (if you are a caster ) or Warglaives.More you have legendary more your fan club will increase .

    T3 => http://www.wowhead.com/itemset=530

    Legendary => http://www.wowhead.com/items?filter=qu=5

    Your pimp => http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/933...2810111615.jpg

    (Sadly i dont have legendary or T3).

    B-The buff/Consumables.

    If you dont have rare set or legendary items dont be scary ive got an alternative for you!!!

    In world of warcraft you can have lot of item which can change your physical skin.

    You can be a dwarf, a gobelin, a blood elf etc.Most of those items are easy to loot,buy you juste have to do a little research about them.

    For example if you want to be a dwarf: => http://www.wowhead.com/item=52201

    Your PIMP => Before => http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/312...2810113636.jpg

    After => http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3...2810113654.jpg

    => The consumables.

    Its the most important part to be a REAL PIMP !

    Now you've got all accesories people have to see you: HOW? Become a GIANT !

    You've go many ways to do that.But keep in mind you need to accumulate the buffs:

    -the food: gigantic feast (http://www.wowhead.com/item=43505) ; altenative buff => http://www.wowhead.com/item=63192 (do this quest is really fun )
    -elixir : http://www.wowhead.com/item=6662
    -blood lust: if you are mage,hunter, or chaman you are naturally a PIMP

    C-The companion.

    Its the "doggy dawg" of the real PIMP: no companion = no PIMP keep that in your mind!!!!

    http://www.wowhead.com/items=15.2

    III-Last but not the least: Your Place !

    Now, guys you have all the tools to be famous what is the last step?

    Find your place in this world!!!! But where?

    Remember BC, remember Dalaran: where did you expose your shiny items?

    Bank/Auction House dude!!!! Remember 50 cent: I GET MONEY!!!

    So now we are in cataclysm: the best place is between auction house and Bank.

    Here is the result enjoy: http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7...2810120053.jpg

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    The Lightbringer Buutch's Avatar
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    Pretty nice guide, had some chuckles.

    Theres loads of spelling errors tho, you should read your guide once more

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    Man, This dude got no swagger at all.

    ALWAYS go full set+ Big ass weapon of your choice.

    See Below:





    Result:


    Yours truly Bobmeister, Pimp since -04

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buutch View Post
    Pretty nice guide, had some chuckles.

    Theres loads of spelling errors tho, you should read your guide once more
    OK sorry im french so im not really expert at english language.(I will re-work this guide later im busy this month with exam ).

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    I find it sad that you do not give the option to be a true admiral / pirate --> Blood sail admiral, admiral hat, parrot, dualwielding vancleef weaps etc etc. I like that much better then number 9999 with a big ass weapon and that ar. bear.
    Originally Posted by Bashiok (Blue Tracker)
    Psshhh. Like I would actually bother reading a thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tripl View Post
    I find it sad that you do not give the option to be a true admiral / pirate --> Blood sail admiral, admiral hat, parrot, dualwielding vancleef weaps etc etc. I like that much better then number 9999 with a big ass weapon and that ar. bear.
    There are more than 9999 with Blood sail set than with my awesome bear

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    I thought this thread was about how you sell hookers.

    Missleading title is missleading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonman View Post
    I thought this thread was about how you sell hookers.

    Missleading title is missleading.
    hahaha sad panda?

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    Poor guide imo, doesn't have any real suggestions or ideas. You mainly put up links to Wowhead, but not even specific items, just the "Mounts" search or "Legendary" search. Basically your idea of 'Pimp' is a bunch of well-known size consumables and Drake of the West Wind (which everyone is already farming).

    I would have liked it better if it had creative items/customization ideas, or if it actually taught you how to hustle and work other players over ala a pimp. But even then, the term "pimp" is completely overplayed and lame.

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    This guide has inspired me to roll a gnome version of A Pimp Named Slickback.

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    my way to look awesome?
    sandstonedrake + disgusting oozeling + kalytha's haunted locked + elixer of giant growth = giant dragon with green shadowform.
    only costs ya 60k to look like me

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