it sucks to be a guy when...

[Toho]

i dont know if anyone else has this problem too but sometimes and this is not frequent(5 times in the past year) i get random boners in the most terrible places possible.

like in a bus
in the class
holding a baby(yes i know...i was like WTF GO DOWN YOU SOB)
in the bus again while im preparing for my quiz
and of course during a math exam

anyone else have this problem or another problem?
and ladies what sucks about being your gender?

[Lohengramm]

How old are you, 16 ?
Almost everyone has been trough that afaik, just get yourself a fine women and it'll get cured.

[Deleted]

Its just youth...

[cmonnow]

lol i remember those days walking to the chalkboard with a big one. embarrassing but not really cause hey at least its BIG

[Toho]

im 21, it happened to me when i was like 16 17 so i though "its just puberty" but now?

[Kagonos]

nervousness, excitement, anticipation, drowsiness, all can cause this. There are a number of reasons that have nothing to do with sexual arousal that can cause this, so just tape the sucker down and carry on!

[Tripping]

i found a saw was a once and for ever cure

[Luto]

holding a baby

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat over there?

[Sorrior]

I have theis when i'm exhausted or mentally stable and not going nuts over something(panic prone among other things). Though in 5th grade i swear i had a hardon almost 24/7.

[Toho]

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat over there?

i just came over to tutor her, i swear!

[Galactis]

hell im 25 and the shit just stays up all the time. alot of times im playing wow and blam boner in the middle of a raid so i get all hyped up.

[Deleted]

i found a saw was a once and for ever cure

lol. It was only an extra weight, wasn't it?

[Deleted]

lol. It was only an extra weight, wasn't it?

Made my day

[dpm5075]

It's a well-documented medical condition called the No Reason Boner (NRB). It happens on the bus, generally right before you have to stand up to leave. If you have to pass in front of someone to get off the bus, the laws of nature dictate that your NRB will be enormous. Just play it off like it didn't happen unless she looks impressed.

[warcrimes]

duct tape fixes all problems ALL PROBLEMS nonbelievers will be duct taped to a public toilet

[Galactis]

lol. It was only an extra weight, wasn't it?

Lawl. well you must be married then. well i am to but the damn wife won't give it up. Good thing we're splitting lol.

[Yavannie]

As a girl, nipple erections are sometimes inconvenient. Not as bad as you guys have it, but it's still a cause to cross your arms when you're wearing a swimsuit/bikini/soft bra and you feel a bit chilly. At least guys don't get hardons every time they're cold :/

[Wynnyelle]

and ladies what sucks about being your gender?

I normally hate complaining, but I really, really hate boobs. They're inconvenient, they get in the way, they're fairly sensitive. They just suck to have. I used to wish I was a guy, but having a random boner would suck. I would be scared to go out anywhere if it was a common thing.

[Zorgen]

Enjoy it while it lasts, you'll be wishing you could get random boners when your 65..

[Cowt]

Just play it off like it didn't happen unless she looks impressed.

Words to live by.