Ow, my carotid. Oh well, I got gauze.
Ermm my head, I was resting my head in my hand as I read this.... ouch!
my lower leg sadly its probably just a flesh wound
shot my right eyebrow no major damage.
My desk. Left-handed. I need a new one.
Rouges are so overpowdered, they keep fainting.
i have my feet crossed leaning back in my chair, with my laptop on my lap...
my left hand was under the laptop holding it up, i think i just shot myself in the family jewels
I shot at belly and I'm slowly bleeding to death.
"King Varian, you wish to make war on my people!? You shall have your war, human. You will see the fury of the Horde rage through your cities. You will see your throne split in two! This I swear!" -Thrall, patch 4.2.0
If that was true this would be the first time in my life i would regret having my hand down my pants!
Some random dude because I'm reading this on my phone so sorry guy!
Ouch my thigh. Im ok tho just a flesh wound.
STRAIGHT through my chest! Ouch!
To quote the great sage Ook Ook, "you can take the derk out of the jib, but you shouldn't put the jib in the derk."
Took half my face off.
This shot to my chest was merely a set back.
Ty to Roachy for this epic sig!!!!
ow right through all of my toes. how the hell am I gonna walk straight now.
Oh-..Oh my god. Oh god why. I'm a monster. I'm a monster with no penis. I'm a she-he-thing abomination.