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    Ow, my carotid. Oh well, I got gauze.

  2. #22
    Ermm my head, I was resting my head in my hand as I read this.... ouch!

  3. #23
    Droid doesn't anymore...
    Quote Originally Posted by Xleetskeetx View Post
    If they wanted to starl up and get angry in combat, fine, whatever, but there's no reason to be PISSED THE FUCK OFF when selling things to a vendor.
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    Vendor turns around, "Yes, can I hel-"
    Worgen female, "OMFG IMMA SELL YOU SOME AWSUM SHIT."
    Vendor looks thoroughly confused, "Ma'am I'll gladly buy it if you just cal-"
    Worgen female headbutts the vendor, dumps her backpack on him, robs him, and merely hop-skips away.

  4. #24
    I shot myself in the stomach. Better take a shot and make it feel better.

  5. #25
    my lower leg sadly its probably just a flesh wound

  6. #26
    shot my right eyebrow no major damage.

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    Dreadlord Felicia's Avatar
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    My router and modem..

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    I shot my Dust Buster


    "The Reggae Shaman"

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    My desk. Left-handed. I need a new one.
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    i have my feet crossed leaning back in my chair, with my laptop on my lap...
    my left hand was under the laptop holding it up, i think i just shot myself in the family jewels

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    The Patient neoscorpio's Avatar
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    I shot at belly and I'm slowly bleeding to death.

    "King Varian, you wish to make war on my people!? You shall have your war, human. You will see the fury of the Horde rage through your cities. You will see your throne split in two! This I swear!" -Thrall, patch 4.2.0

  12. #32
    If that was true this would be the first time in my life i would regret having my hand down my pants!

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    good thing the tardis is bullet proof!

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    Some random dude because I'm reading this on my phone so sorry guy!

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    Stood in the Fire masterdisaster's Avatar
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    Ouch my thigh. Im ok tho just a flesh wound.

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    Stood in the Fire rethea's Avatar
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    STRAIGHT through my chest! Ouch!
    To quote the great sage Ook Ook, "you can take the derk out of the jib, but you shouldn't put the jib in the derk."

  17. #37
    Took half my face off.

  18. #38
    This shot to my chest was merely a set back.
    Gabaldon Marauders


    Ty to Roachy for this epic sig!!!!

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    ow right through all of my toes. how the hell am I gonna walk straight now.

  20. #40
    Oh-..Oh my god. Oh god why. I'm a monster. I'm a monster with no penis. I'm a she-he-thing abomination.

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