http://i.imgur.com/JNvZT4A.jpg
Look at that, even animals doing it cheeses them right off.
Last edited by Sykol; 2017-03-08 at 08:12 PM.
Went to Tesco's petrol station to get a few munchies. When I walked up I noticed two coppers watching a woman smoking a cigarette, while filling up. I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the coppers right there as well". I went in & got my snacks. As I was paying I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around going ballistic!! I went outside to help & the coppers had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffee!! Then, they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car. I was thinking "she shouldn't have been smoking & pumping petrol!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for? The coppers looked me dead in the eye & said "WAVING A FIREARM AROUND!"
*mic drop*
Don't sweat the details!!!
there needs to be more skyrim greentexts. shit made me straight up drip a little pee and i just put on fresh panties.
My best effort:
Probably not good enough.
I just realized I spelled sentimental wrong, FML.
Fixed.
Last edited by RampageBW1; 2017-03-11 at 04:08 PM.
If I lick a Switch cartridge every morning, soon I will build up a tolerance and be able to eat anything!
rerorerorerorero!