Funny Pictures/Jokes Megathread

[Jamber]

<Pain info>

I do wonder if that's true. If so, then all those women would now stop having to complain about the pain, cause a kick in the balls is TERRIBLE!

[eternalwhitemoon]

I do wonder if that's true. If so, then all those women would now stop having to complain about the pain, cause a kick in the balls is TERRIBLE!

They don't even use the same measurements. I'm sure "OVER 9000" is legit to you, but it's not on the same scale as the other statement and uses no real measuring system at all, therefore its accuracy is...questionable, at best.

I'm not trying to say getting kicked like that doesn't hurt--I'm sure it does. Just don't believe everything you read on the internetz. :P

[Jamber]

They don't even use the same measurements. I'm sure "OVER 9000" is legit to you, but it's not on the same scale as the other statement and uses no real measuring system at all, therefore its accuracy is...questionable, at best.

I'm not trying to say getting kicked like that doesn't hurt--I'm sure it does. Just don't believe everything you read on the internetz. :P

Right, but it gives an "equivalence" there. Honestly, until we find some way to measure pain objectively rather than trusting a person's feelings, it'll be a question for the ages.

I do submit that it may or may not be more painful to be kicked in the balls, but I'm sure it's missing the factor of a prolonged exposure to the pain. SO, if you want to torture a man, do it like that guy in James Bond: Casino Royale.

[Redfoo]

did you know that it takes over 100 pounds to crush a mans testis.

[Skelington]

Just don't believe everything you read on the internetz. :P

That's silly. Everything on teh interwebz is true.

Right, but it gives an "equivalence" there. Honestly, until we find some way to measure pain objectively rather than trusting a person's feelings, it'll be a question for the ages.

I do submit that it may or may not be more painful to be kicked in the balls, but I'm sure it's missing the factor of a prolonged exposure to the pain. SO, if you want to torture a man, do it like that guy in James Bond: Casino Royale.

Skelington has been struck in the testicles multiple times(he didnt pay one bit of attention in gym during school), and he highly doubts it is more painful than giving birth.

[Rageissues]

Well in a dude's defense, most women give birth while on a shit ton of pain killers. Those women who did it w/o any probly withstood more pain than almost all guys could possibly imagine. I've withstood a few thunderous blow to the nuts in my time, and they only took me out for like 10 mins tops, so there is no way that getting nailed in the nuts is worse.

[Gemini Sunrise]

Well in a dude's defense, most women give birth while on a shit ton of pain killers. Those women who did it w/o any probly withstood more pain than almost all guys could possibly imagine. I've withstood a few thunderous blow to the nuts in my time, and they only took me out for like 10 mins tops, so there is no way that getting nailed in the nuts is worse.

Most of the times those are just glancing blows though, usually not intent on finishing the job... If it ruptured one... Gads...

[Defengar]

Most of the times those are just glancing blows though, usually not intent on finishing the job... If it ruptured one... Gads...

You would literally be vomiting up blood. That is how ridiculously painful a near/full nut crush is. a woman with a size 10 waist giving birth, would not experience that type of pain lol. Only takes 40 PSI to...

[Rageissues]

Oh yeah, a testicular explosion would probably be the worst thing that could happen to a person.

[Jamber]

Again, my final point was to point out that childbirth is an extended time period of pain. If a man's balls were repeatedly struck with 50 lbs of force for 10 hours...I'm sure he'd pass out from it, if not had the area swell up to become numb

also, funny picture:

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Well in a dude's defense, most women give birth while on a shit ton of pain killers. Those women who did it w/o any probly withstood more pain than almost all guys could possibly imagine. I've withstood a few thunderous blow to the nuts in my time, and they only took me out for like 10 mins tops, so there is no way that getting nailed in the nuts is worse.

yeah ive never thought it was worse, been hit a few times, the pain isnt the same sort of pain as breaking a bone, its a wierd pain but it only lasts max 10mins. i would say giving birth is a hell of a lot worse.

[Gemini Sunrise]

yeah ive never thought it was worse, been hit a few times, the pain isnt the same sort of pain as breaking a bone, its a wierd pain but it only lasts max 10mins. i would say giving birth is a hell of a lot worse.

Seeing as birth lasts (generally) a hell of a lot longer than any torment a man's balls would normally experience, I'd be inclined to agree with that.

[Deleted]

Not a picture just a website that sells Pens.
http://www.penisland.net/

Oh i still had a picture.

[kliffharry]

[Redfoo]

Would you rather give birth for 5 hours or get hit in the balls by a professional golfer,
you literally have to dangle your go nads in front of a golf club and take the hit.

And the golfer is so precise he hits both the danglers right as they shake and aline behind one another.

[Rageissues]

If I can have pain killers, I'd rather give birth for 5 hours. I have a feeling that option B would shatter the pills, causing irreversible damage. That considered, maybe I'd rather give birth even without the pain killers... at least then my theoretical man-jina would return to normal after a little while.

[Redfoo]

Lol thats awesome

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i would take option B, as i can cut them off after the deed is done.
Why keep what doesn't work anymore right?
also id have a guy shoot me with 10 rhino tranqs wake up 2 weeks later

[Prothean]

ROFL will ferrell, awesome

[Defengar]

Would you rather give birth for 5 hours or get hit in the balls by a professional golfer,
you literally have to dangle your go nads in front of a golf club and take the hit.

And the golfer is so precise he hits both the danglers right as they shake and aline behind one another.

Most would actually die of shock, that is how much that would hurt.

[twinkleblur]

took like 40 pages for this to get a fix.