Tourist in Belfast enters a pub, back during The Troubles to have a pint.
Gets to talking to the regulars, seem friendly enough, until one asks him: "So, are you Protestant or Catholic?" "Neither" responds the tourist, "I'm an Atheist" "That's all well and good, but is it a Catholic God or Protestant God you don't believe in?"
- Vanilla was legitimately bad; we just didn't know any better at the time - SirCowDog
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has anyone seen yeb recently? better check all the closets, make sure he hasn't hung himself in one.
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been having a pretty emo week. so heres some emo shit.
"I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
"so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon
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