Best son ever.
i host a tv show with edward cullen and i name my firstborn charizard (woo sparkling vampires)
"Wine was invented by the Romans... for orgies. And orgies are not too much fun if no-one wants to do it with you."
"What the heck you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein."
For your health.
Every year, on average, 40 Europeans die in terrorist attacks. When you compare the policies and billions plown down into this number, you quickly discover that we should not be spending billions to fight terrorism, but to fight bathtubs. Over five times as many people drown in bathtubs every year.