Also, have some Infomercials.
There's got to be a better way!
we all know grumpy cat, say hello to grumpy toad :P
Mountains rise in the distance stalwart as the stars, fading forever.
Roads ever weaving, soul ever seeking the hunter's mark.
Formerly Ryngo Blackratchet
Whew, I'm relieved to hear that. Thank God we have governments that tell us the truth!
That poor cat Why are they even trying to wash him, they clean themselves -.-