Pot calling the kettle black...
Cody can't even spell "punctuation".
The one about the blueberries was gold though.
I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies/Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity/I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva/I'm gonna go go go/There's no stopping me/I'm burning through the skies Yeah!/Two hundred degrees/That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit/I'm trav'ling at the speed of light/I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you
Also has the greatest line in history "I ain't got time to bleed..."
or my perennial fav...
Blain (Jesse Ventura) -[after everyone turns down his offer of chewing tobacco] "Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."