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    Quote Originally Posted by ohshift View Post
    Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.
    only two things are infinite the universe, and human stupidity,
    and i'm not too sure about the universe -Albert Einstein

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    The fuck am I watching?

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Psh, Offline mode. Or, as in my case, simply don't care.

    Snip skyrim picture
    What am i missing about this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Stark
    They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. I present to you the newest in Stark Industries' Freedom line. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee, the bad guys won't even wanna come out of their caves. Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration... the Jericho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobra View Post
    What am i missing about this?
    I had to thumbnail it because it would be absurdly large without the thumbnail. Look at the text, which says: "Become friends with someone, and they may allow you to take certain items from their home."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Jensen View Post

    The fuck am I watching?
    Japanese* Children's version of aliens ?
    * I only say Japanese as they have the most fucked up TV shows I have ever seen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Acelius View Post
    Sigma : Super Intelligent Giant Moldy Anchovy

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    Oh my god. I can't stop laughing. Good job, very good job.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/uZMxpgZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Oh my god. I can't stop laughing. Good job, very good job.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/uZMxpgZ
    This is why I love this thread. Lost it at E.T. and the Jesus painting.

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    Source

    From the same tumbler blog:





    Alright, one more, same blog:



    Last edited by Adam Jensen; 2013-02-16 at 03:04 AM.

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

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    is it just me, or was nick cage kinda hot in con air? =x

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    dont get the "Nick Cage on all the Apples"
    Quote Originally Posted by Acelius View Post
    Sigma : Super Intelligent Giant Moldy Anchovy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siggma View Post
    dont get the "Nick Cage on all the Apples"
    http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.co.uk/
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/nicolas-cage
    http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/characte...nicus/advanced
    Quote Originally Posted by Valarius View Post
    Oh shut the fuck up you spack cunt.

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    This happens more often than I would like...


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    Listen kiddos, trust Handsome Jack. You want every part of this insanity.
    So many people are gonna die.

    Formerly Ryngo Blackratchet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    This happens more often than I would like...

    innit the goddamned truth.

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Jensen View Post
    innit the goddamned truth.
    No matter how much you shake your peg
    The last few drops go down your leg

    On topic
    Anyone else think Jaime Lannister only has the Kingslayer title because he was just too lazy to kill the king on heroic mode?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boogieknight View Post
    No matter how much you shake your peg
    The last few drops go down your leg
    I'd always heard:

    No matter how you prance and dance.
    The last few drops go down your pants.

    Last edited by schwarzkopf; 2013-02-17 at 12:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schwarzkopf View Post
    A left threaded u screw, now that gotta be a pain to use.

    Or does it represent ''Screw U''?
    I'm a stranger, I'm a changer.
    And I'm danger... maybe...

    http://youtu.be/dNEtnyAm6S4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clockworks View Post
    A left threaded u screw, now that gotta be a pain to use.
    If you are suggesting that a right handed version would be easier to use - then that's even funnier than the original picture

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