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    Quote Originally Posted by squeeze View Post
    Going straight for his wife's head, catches left-handed, upside down and ... doesn't spill a drop of his beer!
    Hero of the day!
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squeeze View Post
    going straight for his wife's head, catches left-handed, upside down and ... Doesn't spill a drop of his beer!
    I am all that is man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    The second one got me, but I said the first one properly :-P
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    Politicians put their hand on the BIBLE and swore to uphold the CONSTITUTION. They did not put their hand on the CONSTITUTION and swear to uphold the BIBLE.
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    Except maybe Morgan Freeman. That man could convince God to be an atheist with that voice of his . . .
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    If your girlfriend is a girl and you're a guy, your kid is destined to be some sort of half girl/half guy abomination.

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    People where i love actually talk like this







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    So much going on in that pic!

    Everything that happens is the fault of the man that jumps ashore. He pushes the boat away causing the women to fall in. After helping the woman in white out of the water he reaches for the second woman before disengaging the first woman's hand. The first woman doesn't have her balance and is leaning on his right arm as he reaches for the second woman causing the first to fall in again.

    Second girl he helps, he steps on her right hand, she jerks it away like it hurt and grabs her shoulder that he just yanked out of its socket or hurt tendons near the elbow. He's forced to lift her out under her armpits instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squeeze View Post


    So much going on in that pic!

    Everything that happens is the fault of the man that jumps ashore. He pushes the boat away causing the women to fall in. After helping the woman in white out of the water he reaches for the second woman before disengaging the first woman's hand. The first woman doesn't have her balance and is leaning on his right arm as he reaches for the second woman causing the first to fall in again.

    Second girl he helps, he steps on her right hand, she jerks it away like it hurt and grabs her shoulder that he just yanked out of its socket or hurt tendons near the elbow. He's forced to lift her out under her armpits instead.
    More importantly he also spilled his beer.

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    Oh . . . shit
    Putin khuliyo

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaraStarfury View Post
    More importantly he also spilled his beer.
    Now that's the most fucked up thing, what self respecting man would do such a ting.

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    This one had me going for ages

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    Quote Originally Posted by d3v View Post
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    This one had me going for ages
    Looks like the "two" stooges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squeeze View Post


    So much going on in that pic!

    Everything that happens is the fault of the man that jumps ashore. He pushes the boat away causing the women to fall in. After helping the woman in white out of the water he reaches for the second woman before disengaging the first woman's hand. The first woman doesn't have her balance and is leaning on his right arm as he reaches for the second woman causing the first to fall in again.

    Second girl he helps, he steps on her right hand, she jerks it away like it hurt and grabs her shoulder that he just yanked out of its socket or hurt tendons near the elbow. He's forced to lift her out under her armpits instead.
    Rofl, those guys in the boat were like "whatever, let's move on".

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    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    I usually only put 3 comics at a time at most because...maybe a lot of reading at once can turn people off of funny pictures, but I had to include this last one =D

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    /\ Was this sarcasm? Are you sure?
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    Game of Codes



    gifv version: http://i.imgur.com/ZbFdS2u.gifv
    Last edited by mmoc83df313720; 2015-05-27 at 11:48 PM.

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    Don't sweat the details!!!

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