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    Dreadlord ryoukthebloodelf's Avatar
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    Question Is This a Good Pick Up Line?

    Okay anyone can answer, with better suggestions etc, but if a female could tell me whether or not it would maker her laugh would be the most helpful.

    Okay here it goes. "Hi, I just said somthing cute, clever, and funny that completely impressed you."

    Well what do you guys think?
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    The Lightbringer Lovestar's Avatar
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    Damn you! I laughed. And found it cute. And now I want to hear what else you have to say...

    Although, I have to admit, a large part of my patience is caused by the fact you're dressed as both Batman and Pikachu at the same time while possessing the jawline of Brad Pitt. I mean, really. This is going to be worth it no matter what happens.

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    it would if pickup lines worked....
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    The Lightbringer Lovestar's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Love me View Post
    it would if pickup lines worked....
    Pickup lines are like the skill Charge. They don't get the job done, but they do pin your target down long enough for you to take a few good swings before they get away.

    Unless you're in a bar where everyone keeps constantly jumping.

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    Yeah, it's a pickup line so it is destined to fail.

    It's also trying a little too hard, as all pickup lines are.

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    Skip the pick up lines and just talk to them like a normal person.

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    Stick to your day-job.

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    My fiance has a cute one he uses on me sometimes :P

    'Do I get experience for exploring you?' Makes me giggle everytime.

    And no.. that wouldn't have worked on me. Sorry.

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    Bloodsail Admiral Honzi's Avatar
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    Works if it is trash you want to pick up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kheng View Post
    Skip the pick up lines and just talk to them like a normal person.
    The best post in this thread.

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    It'll work about as well as "Are those pants purple? Because that ass is epic!"


    You don't need pickup lines to get the ladies, just be a nice person.

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    An good accent never fails. In the UK there is an accent called the "Geordie" accent, native to people who live in a city called Newcastle.

    You could say almost anything as a chat up line (provided it was legal) and it would like a charm on almost anyone.

    The only people immune are the ones from the actual city itself. So, work on your accent too!

    Edit: If you are from the UK, ignore everything but the first short sentence.

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    This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

    Guaranteed to work.
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    Better:

    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kheng View Post
    Skip the pick up lines and just talk to them like a normal person.
    This

    Pick up lines are a total turn off to me unless they are extremely original and funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesoforte View Post
    Better:

    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
    How do i druged girl?:<
    along with /spiderman irl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesoforte View Post
    Better:

    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
    Dammit, I was just about to say this one. lol.

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    I cringed.

    You should make a poll.

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    All terrible pick up lines but they make me laugh every time.....

    Do you work for UPS...because I can see you checking out my package

    Did it hurt? <what?> That fall from heaven must have hurt an angel like you

    If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    Is it just me or do you think I'd (you'd) look good in your (my) pants?

    I have tons....but so does google.... =D

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