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  1. #61
    Stood in the Fire Durenek's Avatar
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    'Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?' Never fails.
    Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uggz View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILOQSlDDp4
    does that count as original? you know... until it was on TV
    xD
    That was painful to watch. Even if it was Neil Patrick Harris.

    EDIT:
    Quote Originally Posted by Baabinator View Post
    Me:" Hey want a drink?"
    Her: "Yeah i would love a [FUCKING EXOTIC COCKTAIL]"
    Me: "Let's try again."
    Me: "Hey, want a beer?"

    Most girls laugh. Some give you the stink-eye.
    This reminds me of the goblin flirt:

    "Let me me buy you a drink. N-n-no wait (way?), you buy me a drink. Nah, you know what? Just give me the money."
    Last edited by PetersenIII; 2011-01-06 at 04:40 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryoukthebloodelf View Post
    Okay anyone can answer, with better suggestions etc, but if a female could tell me whether or not it would maker her laugh would be the most helpful.

    Okay here it goes. "Hi, I just said somthing cute, clever, and funny that completely impressed you."

    Well what do you guys think?
    Ha, Nice one lol.
    Kurogasa:"Bitch tried to steal my herb... So I typhooned his ass off a cliff"
    Gala:"Why can't he burn in heaven? There can be Holy Fire in Heaven"
    Garrosh Hellscream:"Shut your clever mouth, bitch."
    Terenas Menethil II:"At long last. No king rules forever, my son."
    Kenny:"I'm just waiting for a fire axe to hack through my door one day and see aulio on the other side goin "heeeeeeeeres johnny"
    StarFade:Are you actually serious? To quote every rapper:"How fucked-up is you?"

  4. #64
    Send her a smiley face.

    Bitches looooove smiley faces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pieterman View Post
    It's pretty good, though I still prefer mine;
    Hey there, I'm not handsome or interesting, but I'm rich as hell.
    Never fails.
    Win... Win.. Win~!

    I have afew personal favorites but I always love getting shut down... with them saying I have a 'boy friend 'or 'I am seeing someone'.

    I reply... "Just because there is a goalie, doesn't mean you cant score"

    Yes I am Canadian =P

    ~Kretic
    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Twain
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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    Herald of the Titans
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    The human body has X amount of bones. Want one more?

    *Toches her belly button* Nice, now can I touch it from the inside?

    Im ashamed of myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkdruidelf View Post
    The human body has X amount of bones. Want one more?

    *Toches her belly button* Nice, now can I touch it from the inside?

    Im ashamed of myself
    idk to laugh or *sigh*

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    "Wanna go halves on a bastard ?"

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    Brewmaster Elite Peon's Avatar
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    The best pick up line in the world is just walking up to a woman and saying " hey " ....it instantly gets someones attention then it is up to attraction and your witt to do the rest .

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    My name is Beefjerkie and I approve this pickup line :P

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    My face is out of here in 5 minutes. Be on it.

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