Is This a Good Pick Up Line?

[Ninurta]

try this " baby you are so fine i want to suck a fart right out of you butthole"

[Tueland]

"Was your parents retarded or something coz damn girl you are special"

[PWDirect]

An good accent never fails. In the UK there is an accent called the "Geordie" accent, native to people who live in a city called Newcastle.

[/I]

Also, here in England there is the Scouse accent which only works on people from their own city Liverpool and no where else..

[starvethedead]

In all honesty, there was a huge international study done, and the best pick up lines are:

You have beautiful lips/smile.
You dress beautifully.

[PWDirect]

In all honesty, there was a huge international study done, and the best pick up lines are:

You have beautiful lips/smile.
You dress beautifully.

wow... what a waste of taxpayers money with the world already in financial crisis..

[jakethesnake741]

Pickup lines are terrible..

If you want to grab that initial attention from a woman: Ask her something about her.

Edit: Not something stupid like, Come here often, where ya from ect...

Take note of any reading material she may have, particular style in the way she dresses, ect.

So disappointed the advice after this bit was helpful. I was hoping it would be something along the lines of hitting her over the head with a club and dragging her away by her hair. Nothing says love like a concussion.

[Deleted]

Pick up lines are a total turn off to me unless they are extremely original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILOQSlDDp4
does that count as original? you know... until it was on TV
xD

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Also, here in England there is the Scouse accent which only works on people from their own city Liverpool and no where else..

that's only because if they talk to a scouser for more than five minutes they make people feel suicidal..

[Deleted]

A beautiful girl like you is sooooo rare you should have a silver dragon around you

[Deleted]

Hi! Usually works.

[Deleted]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILOQSlDDp4
does that count as original? you know... until it was on TV
xD

Not only is that cheating, since its adding a hell of alot of peer pressure, but it is also illegal.

The best pick up line i've ever heard one of my friends say, this was decades ago mind, was

"I have a very large sausage". I would have never dreamed of someone saying this, nor ever actually thinking this might work. It didn't but the recipient found it hilarious nonetheless. As long as you appear harmless and geniune enough, with a good display of confidence, almost any line you choose will have some positive affect.

[Spoonman]

Depends on if its Bind on Pick up.

[TheSlacky]

How about; "Fuck me if I'm wrong....But you want to kiss me right?"

[ayako]

If you can't talk to women, get a friend to just cast Miss-Direct onto you.

I liked the pun xD

Pickup lines are terrible..

If you want to grab that initial attention from a woman: Ask her something about her.

Edit: Not something stupid like, Come here often, where ya from ect...

Take note of any reading material she may have, particular style in the way she dresses, ect.

This is probably the best advice. I've found myself talking to guys who notice my car, and talk about that, or what I'm drinking, and sometimes I get carried away. And even if you can't read her take a guess as to what her interests are based on where you both are (supermarket, food place, etc)

[Mossmantle]

Starting off the relationship with a lie, that's a new low....
Time to go try it out!

[Stanton Biston]

I probably shouldn't be allowed in this thread.

But I'll say this- Nice guys finish last. People that think pick-up lines are outdated or don't work don't know what they're talking about and if you have some moral objections to deception, then you should probably stick to co-workers and friends.

The reason most guys fail with a pick-up line is that's all they bring to the table.

[Imurbandaid]

I aint no fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock.

"hey, you dropped something" *looks around* "what" " my jaw"

[Baabinator]

Me:" Hey want a drink?"
Her: "Yeah i would love a [FUCKING EXOTIC COCKTAIL]"
Me: "Let's try again."
Me: "Hey, want a beer?"

Most girls laugh. Some give you the stink-eye.

[Cadwe]

try this " baby you are so fine i want to suck a fart right out of you butthole"

you sir won 2 cookies that was so epic it made me laugh so hard i hit my head on my keyboard

[The Doctor]

Save yourself the time and dont talk to girls, they take time away from wow


if you've heard of this forum and are an active poster, you already play wow to the point where you don't want some one else to take up your precious free time from playing wow.


wow is your girlfriend. don't cheat on her with vaginas.

[Cadwe]

^ This
OT: girls are awsome fun to be around but you will * eventually* wish they had a mute button and im sure they feel the same about us