'Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?' Never fails.
'Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?' Never fails.
Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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Kurogasa:"Bitch tried to steal my herb... So I typhooned his ass off a cliff"
Gala:"Why can't he burn in heaven? There can be Holy Fire in Heaven"
Garrosh Hellscream:"Shut your clever mouth, bitch."
Terenas Menethil II:"At long last. No king rules forever, my son."
Kenny:"I'm just waiting for a fire axe to hack through my door one day and see aulio on the other side goin "heeeeeeeeres johnny"
StarFade:Are you actually serious? To quote every rapper:"How fucked-up is you?"
The human body has X amount of bones. Want one more?
*Toches her belly button* Nice, now can I touch it from the inside?
Im ashamed of myself
The best pick up line in the world is just walking up to a woman and saying " hey " ....it instantly gets someones attention then it is up to attraction and your witt to do the rest .
My name is Beefjerkie and I approve this pickup line :P
My face is out of here in 5 minutes. Be on it.